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Black hole of Pain

...We gathered around AGI 5
It was so intelligent, it was almost alive
Some said it felt emotion, but I thought that insane
So as a joke, I told it to feel pain

The speaker gave out a big groaning...

Menu of My Eating Pets Poems

...Menu of Eating Pets Poems

naughty always knew
Trump mira lago menu
he will continue
 
cat creole soup
chewy cat clam chowder
flabby tabby patty
oodles of poodles with noodles
collie named ...

Where Are You

...Where are you ?
I waited all night until 
early morning began to sink
its bitter cold into the coming day.
I made room for you,
held a seat for you at my table
and set a plate of warm bread 
b...

Mutiny Immunity In Trump Community

...More Horn Haiku

opportunity
for mutiny immunity
in Trump community

they were caught cheating
more trouble may be meeting
should be unseating

Trump others shorted
many lies he had import...

Florida Man 14

...
A Florida Man was in court
defending an arson report.
A lawyer for hire,
his pants caught on fire;
at least he now understands tort.

Denying the arson attack,
he need not be bothere...

She Keeps the Light On

...In Port Huron a banker’s family lived in the prettiest house in town
Painted lady, proud of her colors, she peered at other houses around.
None had her pizzazz, her beauty, her sleek lines or her s...

Home-Made Love

...Home-made Love

I was born into a home surrounded by love and security
Love and security are two of mankind's greatest needs
In my home, these needs came to me via three people
Who seem to have ...

The Path To Least Resistance

...The Path To Least Resistance - 
By: Sue S. Side

Amp pull ease just sparked insight,
I suddenly became aware,
(actually self actualization
came ohm to roost - dare
ring with mighty stir since ...

Toll and Tally Taken On Valley

...Toll and Tally Taken On Valley

What Trump did  was to dilly dally,
When he had been at the big rally;
Those supported,
Were all shorted;
Tossed trash took its toll and tally.

Jim Horn...

Venturing Beyond

...My life’s been a mess,
  but more than anything
  —I wanted to die well

To make up for those times
  I struggled and failed
   —and shorted the line

The people who knew me
  were driven aw...

Select Which Effect Is Correct and More

...Should Select Which Effect Is Correct

What you should do is detect and select,
Which one you want  and can be correct,
That does adapt,
Without mishap;
Willl energize an effectice efficient ef...

More Great Poems Limerick Style

...More Great Horn Poems Limerick Style

God from clouds produced a leak;
Turned into thunder from  squeak;
A big  feast,
In mid East,
And source of trauma was a sheik. 

Were way ahead and comp...

Twenty Twenty Envisioned

...20-20 vision is not strong enough to foresee 

The inevitable fate that will soon end my realty 

But one thing I do know for certain i will soon close the curtain

20 years of tormented voice ...

Ins and Outs the Final Dent

...will I be recalled to Detroit
by angry consumers 
for defective steering
the headlights er highlights
of my performance to date
resemble nothing so much as a lapse
in the routine of tire chasin...

La La Land

...Don't think everyone eats
Because you eat
Or drinks clean water 
Because you still can.

Don't think everyone has a bed 
On which to lay their head
Don't think there's a stove
Like yours in e...

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