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Shoplift
Shoplift Poems - Poems about Shoplift
If Crooks could vote
...If gazelles on the savannah could vote They'd vote for muzzled tigers, then they would gloat. If wolves outvoted sheep, let's think what stops: No more wool sweaters, no more lamb chops. If cro......
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Gideon Oknin
Categories:
shoplift,
africa, history, humanity, leadership,
Form:
Lyric
Someone always makes the rules
...It is now legal to take THC A drug now in gummies and Cannabis tea But in Siskiyou County the Hmong growers move in threaten the natives, who must lose so you win. [bridge] You can love him an......
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Gideon Oknin
Categories:
shoplift,
irony, perspective, philosophy,
Form:
Lyric
In Defence of Mint Sauce
...I have Smelly Armpits and Bursting to Go but; I'm heading to the supermarket the condiments aisle I meet my neighbour like conversing with a pigeon give me the full recipe he says he has ......
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Christopher Allen
Categories:
shoplift,
addiction, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Alcoholic
...9/27/21 Oh bollocks An impact on health and the wallet As an alcoholic Do I know when to call it No I don't know when to stop s*** I don't care about your trucks or cars with hydraulics Am......
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Dalton Ogletree
Categories:
shoplift,
addiction, dark, deep, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Right Hand Twist
...Right Hand Twist With a twisted sexuality like that Anything was possible Especially when you were called Zenky And were from Oldham The most deprived town in England But that doesn’t matte......
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Nick Armbrister Jimmy Boom Semtex
Categories:
shoplift,
parody, poverty, satire, urban,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Heal Your Angst
...Unlock your life’s padlock and turn not hands of time Whether lemonade from lassitude lemons Tastes awful, text messages irritate the mime Your rate unfunny as savoury sermons Scare daylights o......
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John Sensele
Categories:
shoplift,
poems,
Form:
Free verse
Mood Swings
...Mania, the unwanted roommate cantsitstillcantsitstillcantsitstill You aren't alive enough GO FEEL ALIVE JUMP OFF A CLIFF RUN AROUND NAKED TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF IN PUBLIC SHOPLIFT it's ......
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Aaron James
Categories:
shoplift,
confusion, happy, hyperbole,
Form:
Free verse
Shoplift To a Job
...ShopLift To A Job From a bustling town called Bukit Mertajam, a mainland part of Penang Island, Outbreaks a story that warms the heart, about a man being given a helping hand. With a headline ......
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Keng Chuan Seng
Categories:
shoplift,
community, encouraging, forgiveness, happy,
Form:
Free verse
Was It Worth It
...Their tools are quick fingers and sharpness of mind They must keep well alert or they will soon find That their collar is felt and their future is dire As they might well get caught for the way th......
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Rob Bettridge
Categories:
shoplift,
judgement,
Form:
Rhyme
My Ubiquitous Wife
...King of Labangru sent me a gift My ubiquitous wife was so swift She neared me and said “Ho” ......
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Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
shoplift,
fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Shoplifting
...One day I wanted to get my girlfriend a gift. It was terrible because I decided to shoplift. I tried to steal something that I should've bought. Like many other shoplifters, I was caught. I offer......
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Randy Johnson
Categories:
shoplift,
on writing and wordsme,
Form:
Rhyme
Make Up Your Mind
...Can one look down and perk out is own eyes Knowing Till the morning that birds do fly The wind blowing into your nostril The smell of garden roses Than I pause Realizing it was just a dre......
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Stanley Jacques
Categories:
shoplift,
confusion, devotion, faith, nature,
Form:
Chant Royal
Obviously
...OBVIOUSLY Obviously, the people who lived contemporary with dinosaurs were intelligent, and the footprints indicate that they were quite human as the large toe on primates is located closer to ......
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Charles Hice
Categories:
shoplift,
funny, on work and
Form:
Free verse