Shoplift Poems - Poems about Shoplift

...I have Smelly Armpits and Bursting to Go but; I'm heading to the supermarket the condiments aisle I meet my neighbour like conversing with a pigeon give me the full recipe he says he has ......Read the rest...

...9/27/21 Oh bollocks An impact on health and the wallet As an alcoholic Do I know when to call it No I don't know when to stop s*** I don't care about your trucks or cars with hydraulics Am......Read the rest...

...Right Hand Twist With a twisted sexuality like that Anything was possible Especially when you were called Zenky And were from Oldham The most deprived town in England But that doesn’t matte......Read the rest...

...Unlock your life’s padlock and turn not hands of time Whether lemonade from lassitude lemons Tastes awful, text messages irritate the mime Your rate unfunny as savoury sermons Scare daylights o......Read the rest...

...Mania, the unwanted roommate cantsitstillcantsitstillcantsitstill You aren't alive enough GO FEEL ALIVE JUMP OFF A CLIFF RUN AROUND NAKED TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF IN PUBLIC SHOPLIFT it's ......Read the rest...

...ShopLift To A Job From a bustling town called Bukit Mertajam, a mainland part of Penang Island, Outbreaks a story that warms the heart, about a man being given a helping hand. With a headline ......Read the rest...

...Their tools are quick fingers and sharpness of mind They must keep well alert or they will soon find That their collar is felt and their future is dire As they might well get caught for the way th......Read the rest...

...King of Labangru sent me a gift My ubiquitous wife was so swift She neared me and said “Ho” ......Read the rest...

...One day I wanted to get my girlfriend a gift. It was terrible because I decided to shoplift. I tried to steal something that I should've bought. Like many other shoplifters, I was caught. I offer......Read the rest...

...Can one look down and perk out is own eyes Knowing Till the morning that birds do fly The wind blowing into your nostril The smell of garden roses Than I pause Realizing it was just a dre......Read the rest...

...OBVIOUSLY Obviously, the people who lived contemporary with dinosaurs were intelligent, and the footprints indicate that they were quite human as the large toe on primates is located closer to ......Read the rest...