Schmucks Poems - Poems about Schmucks

...“If someone tells you, you can’t do something. You say: yes I can, I’m doing it right now.” ---- Dinner For Schmucks. This is it; the one secret that is right out in the open:- You are p......Read the rest...

...1/19/23 Getting through endeavors Doing better More focus on what is important instead of only pursuing pleasure Even though ladies never give me the time of day Like animals, I'm a stray ......Read the rest...

...8/4/22 Too much crap coming with a high tax Intentional not by chance It's always been like that Others talking behind backs Especially after sipping out bottles from wine racks It'll reach......Read the rest...

...When the kids are complaining 'cause it won't stop raining, To be stuck indoors just sucks. Don't let them pout, Instead point out, It's lovely weather for ducks! When you're feeling blue 'c......Read the rest...

...7/7/22 At first it's uplifting Just want the best for family and friends while living I'd be content to enjoy a meal with them for thanksgiving Meanwhile time continues ticking As there is a b......Read the rest...

...Do you ever feel as if life is passing you by You're drowning in a sea's whirlpool of flux and there's no one around to hear you cry Sometimes life sucks! It really sucks There are times when......Read the rest...

...I have deleted the 2 poems I posted earlier today, and instead I offer what will be my final write. I have read the comments on T.J's blog, written in defense of all poets who have been mistreated b......Read the rest...

...A true vision of loveliness, wiggle-bouncing down the street Just the sight at times incites a spontaneous victory dance Particularly when it’s in tight bike shorts perched upon a seat And I don’t......Read the rest...

...Christians have their Lent, 40 days of atonement, sacrificing something of enjoyment. When those 40 days of atonement comes to an end, if you have not indulged once your sacrifice of enjoyment, ......Read the rest...

...pump em’ full of roids don’t give a *****about baseball, don’t care about basketball, could give a **** about football, could give a piss about the Olympics & i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if......Read the rest...

...I like to watch skeins of geese flying in the autumn sky, And I like the smell of frying bacon and luscious cherry pie! I like to see the sun tinting Pikes Peak's crown in the early morn, And th......Read the rest...

...I am a pacifist I despise war. It’s the only thing I actually hate. I’m never able to brace myself for Diplomacy that deteriorates: Recriminating dialogue amuck That results in irrationality. A......Read the rest...

...Sixty-Six Sixty-Six Ford Mustangs Rusting on Sixty-Six acres Of the Mustang Ranch since Sixty-Six Sixty-Six parking tickets attached to Sixty-Six Sixty-Six Ford Mustangs Stuck on Sixty-Six acr......Read the rest...

...aint no big fan of eggs, scrambled, well, okay just like the yellow part, that's all that I can say... we go back many a year, my egg friends and dear old me there's reasons for my ambivalenc......Read the rest...