Procuring Poems

Christmas Cheer

...T'was the night before Christmas and through the beer store
folks were procuring Christmas cheer by the score.
They came from near and far to get bottles of rum
to make yummy eggnog and to its ple...

hot dog dancers

...dogs danced the dance
dressed as if in France
with mustard bras
legs gave me pause
did I have a chance?

A fork I did pick up
thinking I might sup
on this chorus line
fancy and fine
procuri...

A destined child

..."I shall be like a tree planted by the river ... "  Psalm 1:3

A child born during thunderstorm that
Braved thunder lightning, grew up but
Could not cope brother Dane’s death
Depression, fear to...

Supply and Demand

...
                            supply 
                  ample, abundant
     issuing, procuring, replenishing
surplus, provision, necessity, upsurge
     requesting, expecting, satisfying 
     ...

A, B, C, Dmt, H, Eye, Jk, Hell I'M In No P U, Ssy

...Confusion, disillusion, intrusion, conclusion,
Such is life’s ever-changing, smiling face
Ferocity, atrocity, generosity, velocity,
A whirlwind of emotions, a fate you can't erase.

Alienation, ...

My Best Friend Crab

...Back in our youth the biggest concerns were:
procuring our juvenile delinquent beer
were our nickle bags laced with paraquat...
where could get some easy ****...
and how we laughed our asses off ...

A Witchy Bait and Switch

...When a woman I yearned for would not return my emotion,
I consulted a witch for a magic love potion.
She said there was an elixir that would suit my request,
Time-consuming to make, but was by far...

Alerts of Autumn

...procuring produce

                                 groundwork to confront jack frost ~

                                         bald trees witness all





PLACED :   1st

Autumn in Nat...

Doomsday

...This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES... 
VERSE 1:
All claim they revering Almighty GOD,
Same time hailing graven images as their lord.
Plainly they see it no wrong;
The inappropriate way of procuring m...

I Crowned the Write Full Missus Champ Paean Practical Joker

...I crowned the write full missus "champ paean practical joker"

The following moniker “innocent prankster” 
awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife
as trickster de jure appended 
to alluded spous...

A Tango On the Lake

...A Tango on the Lake
When Hooded Grebe are wooing a mate
Magic’s made in tangoes on the lake 
Lovebirds perform synchronised in tune
Bewitched beneath a bedazzling ...

The Devil's Banquet

...Some years from now
the Devil throws a banquet – 
In hell, of course – where he alone 
unquestionably rules:

A banquet table plated for 
greedy fools: to his right,
Barack seated; with Hilary...

Endless Universe

...“Universe is an endless verse “--Poet     

      ENDLESS UNIVERSE  
                               
             Void cosmos, no matter, no energy,
                            neither time nor ...

Black Mama

...black mama
A nurturer
God fearing
 black mama 
For what is worth
Darkest dirt
Mother Herb, Mother Earth
Black mama
Big lips for brave free speech 
Big hips to carry her child
Aut...

Business Card From a Burmese Restaurant

...I ate at a Burmese restaurant
in Chinatown
and had a decent meal
nice and spicy
just the way I like it

I grabbed a couple business cards
so I could remember
where it was
and just because
I...

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