Nicking Poems

Klepto

...
After all these years
it's my belief
based on experience
time is a thief
all wounds it heals
they say but in truth
it took my looks
purloined my zeal
and stole my youth
no matter t...

Porker The Stalker

...
I have a porker as a stalker; it keeps following me down the street
I cannot talk to my friends, as it keeps oinking when I try to speak

Doesn’t it have an owner it can go home to, and as leave...

Finger-Nicking Good

...
it's true tears come from onions ~
things can get a bit dicey
when you're trying to chop one,
slice the fingertip nicely
...

The Stolen Bike Plot Attempted By Dom

...I know that dire lame dope head 
tried to frame me nicking his moped 
planned to leave it near my house 
after which learn of its whereabouts 
then say he saw me sneak about 
the night his bike ...

The 90's Generation

...Those were the days when children went out to play,
May be with cricket ,football hockey or mud and clay,
Watching TV, reading comic books a whole long day,
Or Going to hill treks,picnics or a tou...

Scrumping

...APPLE PICKING.         APPLE NICKING....

Cols Dom Kev Sue Sarah Martin

...The night the girls mentioned my name 
Cols kicked them out it drove him insane 
Dom accused me of nicking his bike 
but I was in Cyprus best man for Mike 
Kev backs up the things Sue said 
on m...

Suddenly Swans

...‘One more job and then I am going to Panama and watch the canal in the sun’
John’s trust funds had not done so well lately and pension age approached fast
‘They ripped me off once more and I need m...

War and Food

...The war and food

During the war years in Norway 1940 to 1945
there was little food, but the coast was teeming
with fish, my brother and I often walked down to the pier
and in a matter of minute...

Let Misinterpretation Remain Sparse

...Human race, don’t boast on the casualty coast
Frisking, seeking, pricking and nicking the truth
On a continental coast as to your truth you toast
Sending to Coventry the uncouth

Pummeling the t...

Lonely

..."Unreal sense of freedom" the way I pretend to say...
Is it same? Or is it the pain which I unlikely portray...
The feeling of being in love, never confronted nor addressed...
As they say, I mustn...

Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too Titty

...She’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist?  Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.

As a wean clerker, she’ll never do.
I once caught her nicking her...

The Best of the Night To You, Too, Bala - Part Two

...Part Two

Do you remember your run-up to the crease
      your Lindwall-delivery dragging the clasping flannel round hobbled boots
your anger
                 at the wicket that went on a no-ball

Do...

Leo

...Leo The Cat

Paw-pushing
Nose-nuzzling
Tail-twirling
Claw-curling
Fur-flying
No denying
Attention-vying
Treat-tasting
Toe-chasing
Play-loving
Muzzle-rubbing
Sofa-stealing
Cute-appealing
Smart-kitty
C...

In the Darkness

...She stands 
OUTSIDE...
In the Blackness
of the SHADOWS...

She is
TALL,
SKINNY,
like a SKELETON...
in HIP
CLOTHES...

Her hair
LONG...
SILKY/BLOND
blows
with the rhythm
of the WIND...

Her name
SILVI...

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