Best Nicking Poems
Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too Titty
...She’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist? Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.
As a wean clerker, she’ll never do.
I once caught her nicking her......
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Categories:
nicking, parody, word play,
Form:
Quatrain
Porker The Stalker
...
I have a porker as a stalker; it keeps following me down the street
I cannot talk to my friends, as it keeps oinking when I try to speak
Doesn’t it have an owner it can go home to, and as leave......
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Categories:
nicking, animal, appreciation, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Pain
...Pain is good I know I’m
Alive
In a world of hate in a world of lies
No one can see what is happening to me
Personal hatred in my personal life
Agonizing pain caused from my lies
Inside I wish......
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Categories:
nicking, depressionworld, pain, life,
Form:
Free verse
The Best of the Night To You, Too, Bala - Part Two
...Part Two
Do you remember your run-up to the crease
your Lindwall-delivery dragging the clasping flannel round hobbled boots
your anger
at the wicket that went on a no-ball
Do......
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Categories:
nicking, friendship, night, night,
Form:
Free verse
Let Misinterpretation Remain Sparse
...Human race, don’t boast on the casualty coast
Frisking, seeking, pricking and nicking the truth
On a continental coast as to your truth you toast
Sending to Coventry the uncouth
Pummeling the t......
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Categories:
nicking, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Suddenly Swans
...‘One more job and then I am going to Panama and watch the canal in the sun’
John’s trust funds had not done so well lately and pension age approached fast
‘They ripped me off once more and I need m......
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Categories:
nicking, farewell,
Form:
Free verse
Lonely
..."Unreal sense of freedom" the way I pretend to say...
Is it same? Or is it the pain which I unlikely portray...
The feeling of being in love, never confronted nor addressed...
As they say, I mustn......
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Categories:
nicking, freedom, heartbroken, loneliness, lonely,
Form:
Rhyme
In the Darkness
...She stands
OUTSIDE...
In the Blackness
of the SHADOWS...
She is
TALL,
SKINNY,
like a SKELETON...
in HIP
CLOTHES...
Her hair
LONG...
SILKY/BLOND
blows
with the rhythm
of the WIND...
Her name
SILVI......
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Categories:
nicking, deathlove,
Form:
Free verse
The Stolen Bike Plot Attempted By Dom
...I know that dire lame dope head
tried to frame me nicking his moped
planned to leave it near my house
after which learn of its whereabouts
then say he saw me sneak about
the night his bike ......
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Categories:
nicking, corruption, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Leo
...Leo The Cat
Paw-pushing
Nose-nuzzling
Tail-twirling
Claw-curling
Fur-flying
No denying
Attention-vying
Treat-tasting
Toe-chasing
Play-loving
Muzzle-rubbing
Sofa-stealing
Cute-appealing
Smart-kitty
C......
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Categories:
nicking, animals, dedication, funny, happiness,
Form:
Cols Dom Kev Sue Sarah Martin
...The night the girls mentioned my name
Cols kicked them out it drove him insane
Dom accused me of nicking his bike
but I was in Cyprus best man for Mike
Kev backs up the things Sue said
on m......
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Categories:
nicking, betrayal, life, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
Finger-Nicking Good
...
it's true tears come from onions ~
things can get a bit dicey
when you're trying to chop one,
slice the fingertip nicely
......
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Categories:
nicking, food, pain,
Form:
Light Verse
The 90's Generation
...Those were the days when children went out to play,
May be with cricket ,football hockey or mud and clay,
Watching TV, reading comic books a whole long day,
Or Going to hill treks,picnics or a tou......
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Categories:
nicking, childhood, children, crazy, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
nicking, 10th grade,
Form:
Monoku
War and Food
...The war and food
During the war years in Norway 1940 to 1945
there was little food, but the coast was teeming
with fish, my brother and I often walked down to the pier
and in a matter of minute......
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Categories:
nicking, care, celebration, character, child
Form:
Blank verse