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Mortimer Poems - Poems about Mortimer

Premium Member 'Post Mortem'
... After poor old Mortimer was dead by his grave ~ a flowerbed......

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Categories: mortimer, beauty, flower, funeral, irony,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Immortal
...“Love wishes to perpetuate itself. Love wishes for immortality”. - Mortimer Adler I feel my soul is carried away by the tide of time from my being transiently rooted in the present ......

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Categories: mortimer, analogy, death, life, love,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Take Care of Yourself First
...Little Mortimer Dragon was selfless, heroic and brave. He saved me! He is a hero! The villager would rave. He depleted his energy, lost a large bit of his power. Came home to nap, eat a bite, revi......

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Categories: mortimer, self,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Names From Yesteryear
...Hortense and Gertrude Priscilla, Imogene Once-popular names no more to be seen Isadore, Cornelius Cyrus and Mortimer Back in the day such names courted her You never know though......

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Categories: mortimer, fun, identity, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Our Friendship Story
...Our friendship is our pride, Boundless love story, Extraordinary rhapsody, Metaphorically not satirically, Chronological not nostalgically.. Our costumes consume cost... This is not fancifu......

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Categories: mortimer, friendship, friendship love,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Mort's Rolling In the Dough
...Mortimer found school to be a great big bore Finished twelfth grade, couldn't take any more Didn't want 'nine-to-five' How would he ever thrive Mort's smart ~ Opened up a cannabis store......

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Categories: mortimer, business, money, school,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bully For You
...Loosely based on the movie Arsenic and Old Lace. I’m sure you’ll excuse the rambling for that is what the movie was like — an adrenal rush of dark and crazy! Teddy Roosevelt: “Bully for you.” ......

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Categories: mortimer, crazy,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Mobbed By Mice
...If you have ever been mobbed by mice You will not easily forget it. There is a certain smell they have Their fur is a texture you will never forget As long as you live They can put perfume on......

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Categories: mortimer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Mortimer Adler
...Like emperor Constantine You were a convert to Catholicism on the deathbed. Fascinated by Thomas Acquinas and your other heroes: Etienne Gilson, Jacqes Maritain, Martin D’Arcy. You consider......

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Categories: mortimer, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Biology 101
...Professor Mortimer Snurd Once dissected a turd. His findings couldn't be analyzed They'd already fertilized.......

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Categories: mortimer, science, silly,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Tribute To the Snurds
...I'd like to take this opportunity to express a full measure of sympathy To the family of the late Mortimer Snurd, an amputee whose plight moved us to gimpathy And to his wife Anabelle Fofoofnik......

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Categories: mortimer, humorous, silly, tribute,
Form: Light Verse
Firehouse Blues
...When Mortimer Manders collapsed in the street, his daughter, Muriel, was with him. Though now seventy-five, he’d continued to thrive, in spite of the irregular rhythm his heart was now keeping......

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Categories: mortimer, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mortimer Snerd
...I have pondered the presidential herd, Of both parties and find them quite absurd! Since I have a choice, I'll express my voice, And will cast my vote for Mo......

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Categories: mortimer, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Life of the Imagination
...Life Of The Imagination Imagination has never had a bath or shower It does not know of soap Plays with itself for hours Hanging from a rope Hopes for handouts There are no places it can’t go ......

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Categories: mortimer, adventure, education, friend, fun,
Form: Ode
Premium Member A Fountain Pen That Writes Under Whipped Cream
... Inventing a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream. That’s what Moe and Larry were doing in Shemp’s dream. Uncle Mortimer would not let Shemp pass through heaven’s gate. Moe and La......

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Categories: mortimer, dream, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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