Mortimer Poems - Poems about Mortimer

...“Love wishes to perpetuate itself. Love wishes for immortality”. - Mortimer Adler I feel my soul is carried away by the tide of time from my being transiently rooted in the present ......Read the rest...

...Little Mortimer Dragon was selfless, heroic and brave. He saved me! He is a hero! The villager would rave. He depleted his energy, lost a large bit of his power. Came home to nap, eat a bite, revi......Read the rest...

...Hortense and Gertrude Priscilla, Imogene Once-popular names no more to be seen Isadore, Cornelius Cyrus and Mortimer Back in the day such names courted her You never know though......Read the rest...

...Our friendship is our pride, Boundless love story, Extraordinary rhapsody, Metaphorically not satirically, Chronological not nostalgically.. Our costumes consume cost... This is not fancifu......Read the rest...

...Mortimer found school to be a great big bore Finished twelfth grade, couldn't take any more Didn't want 'nine-to-five' How would he ever thrive Mort's smart ~ Opened up a cannabis store......Read the rest...

...Loosely based on the movie Arsenic and Old Lace. I’m sure you’ll excuse the rambling for that is what the movie was like — an adrenal rush of dark and crazy! Teddy Roosevelt: “Bully for you.” ......Read the rest...

...If you have ever been mobbed by mice You will not easily forget it. There is a certain smell they have Their fur is a texture you will never forget As long as you live They can put perfume on......Read the rest...

...Like emperor Constantine You were a convert to Catholicism on the deathbed. Fascinated by Thomas Acquinas and your other heroes: Etienne Gilson, Jacqes Maritain, Martin D’Arcy. You consider......Read the rest...

...Professor Mortimer Snurd Once dissected a turd. His findings couldn't be analyzed They'd already fertilized.......Read the rest...

...I'd like to take this opportunity to express a full measure of sympathy To the family of the late Mortimer Snurd, an amputee whose plight moved us to gimpathy And to his wife Anabelle Fofoofnik......Read the rest...

...When Mortimer Manders collapsed in the street, his daughter, Muriel, was with him. Though now seventy-five, he’d continued to thrive, in spite of the irregular rhythm his heart was now keeping......Read the rest...

...I have pondered the presidential herd, Of both parties and find them quite absurd! Since I have a choice, I'll express my voice, And will cast my vote for Mo......Read the rest...

...Life Of The Imagination Imagination has never had a bath or shower It does not know of soap Plays with itself for hours Hanging from a rope Hopes for handouts There are no places it can’t go ......Read the rest...

... Inventing a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream. That’s what Moe and Larry were doing in Shemp’s dream. Uncle Mortimer would not let Shemp pass through heaven’s gate. Moe and La......Read the rest...

...Jackson the Pug and a Squirrel named Spike went trick or treating on Halloween, when the came to the old house on Mortimer street and they swore they had heard a scream, That vacant old house, for f......Read the rest...