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Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers

...Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers...

with a scheming, loving, and enticing guise
alive and well seeking gullible guys
(once upon a time just like me),
who experiences...

Blandishments eroded invaluable necessary viz life savings of mine videre licet alms

...Blandishments eroded invaluable necessary viz life savings of mine videre licet alms

initially crafted June twenty fifth
two thousand twenty four
affecting me to utter "oy a broch"
(pronounced ...

Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head

...Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head...
not just in time for Valentine's Day
but the remaining days of our lives
as the world turns
on all our children
the young and restle...

Look no further than the nose on your face

...Look no further than the nose on your face...

for Mutualism among *****sapiens
long thought to be a pipe dream
case in point sited by a couple of recent
purportedly natural events possibly
exa...

Unorthodox nonestablismentarian epitome

...Unorthodox nonestablismentarian epitome

Describes celibate bent aegis.
Mein kampf illustrates gravitas.

Underdog muted lest intimidation
think bully brandishing fist in my face
threatening t...

Ruse of the evil grimace also known as Blondie

...Ruse of the evil grimace also known as "Blondie"

A real hunter (and huntress), she stands five feet
and tips the scales at most one hundred pounds.

Despite looking like a little girl, her stoc...

Where art thou unknown spellcaster

...Where art thou unknown spellcaster?

If in fact such a female and/or male exists
an insufferable existence clamors for surcease
against riptide of ineradicable anguish.

Living hand to mouth
f...

Baseless incriminations heaped upon head of missus

...Baseless incriminations heaped upon head of missus...
courtesy evil ferocious wraithlike grimace

Acrimonious scurrilous words
flew out the mouth
of vicious nasty shortish brute
leaving yours t...

On Me, the World Fell

...Gorgeous, the morning had been,
Before the day became frantic;
Clouds amassed. 
My eyes and ears witnessed.

Rains’ harbingers landed on my skin;
Drops of rains but not rain, I whispered to me....

A healthy dose of invective flourishes at Highland Manor asylum

...A healthy dose of invective flourishes at Highland Manor asylum

I hate to be curt,
but welcome to the monkey house
at 2 highland manor drive,
where all manner of imbeciles go berserk.

I and ...

Languish

...“Every wall that would entrap me has a door that would free me. And I languish because the fear of freedom often leaves me preferring the familiarity of the wall.”                              Cra...

On the Crest of a Wave

...On an early morning walk along the shore
I pondered thoughts about the ocean floor
What treasures are buried beneath its sands
Amid corals, anemones, orange sea fans
I wanted a key to unlock the ...

Apoplectic Curmudgeon Fumbles

...Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles...

Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking...
bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted,
nuanced, zesty, noteworthy, creatively
spirited enlightened written poem.

Thi...

Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus

...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, ...

Chimeric Illusions of Grandeur

...Seventeen thousand special K 
vanished into thin air
in one fell swoop life savings
fraudulent fiend did clear
yours truly duped
courtesy scammer with consummate flair
rowdies in peanut gallery...

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