Kooks Poems

If

...If it be lunatics rule half this world
And power mad despots tread where they please 
If tyrant’s fists raised, leave no toe uncurled
And civilised nations fail to appease

If Reds share handsha...

A Murder Of Crows

...Photo # 1

A night of fright and mayhem after dark, 
nightmare dreams, laughter, and screams get combined;
to a masked preteen, Hallowe...

Unconscious Bias

...Unconscious bias, an interesting subject indeed. 
While I would never be biased, allow me to proceed. 
Bias is experienced by dummies, crazies, and kooks. 
Not something that would apply to someon...

Still Known As A Bed-Wetter

...

Usually don't know if I'm coming or going
A confused old dude is what I mean
Even sometimes put the cart before the horse
Makes for an real interesting scene

So now you know, I have...

Freezer Mice: Reposted

...Those primeval skies, no man ever knew
Ignited, as one massive boulder burst through
Hollow inside, creatures not unlike mice
Strapped themselves in as they plunged into ice
Instantly boiled then...

Freezer Mice

...Those primeval skies, no man ever knew
Ignited, as one massive boulder burst through
Hollow inside, creatures not unlike mice
Strapped themselves in as they plunged into ice
Instantly boiled then...

Seventh Heaven 007

...7/5/21
"Seventh Heaven (007)"

According to local legend
Regarding the Great Depression 
And Armageddon

Nearing seventh heaven
Still on that 007
Sent him and her toward hell or heaven
Clos...

Area 51

...what did i go here for
was it the mountain of mashed potatoes
marching me
toward the Simon light
if my memory…

red...beep…
     blue...beep
green...beep
     blue...beep
yellow...beep..red...

Past Nightfall

...On Halloween, I heard of a guesthouse
advertising stays in a haunted house.
Spend one night, get a year's lodgings for free,
I was sure it was mere hyperbole.

Its decrepit looks failed ...

Kooks Unite

...Wherever you roam, in this great big land
Kooks are the happiest, they all have a plan
To shake up the planet
With joy, run the gamut
Kooks unite! If you're one, join the clan...

Nothing's The Same

...Nothing feels the same; in my day,
innocence was shielded by love.
And folks who bent a knee to pray,
found that the words fit like a glove.

One did not venture far from town:
the worl...

Laugh - Fives

...Moshe, Larry, Curly,
Howls, cries, nyuks;
Three silly comic stars:
Smile, clown -- Cluck!

Chico, Harpo, Benny, Berle,
Moron grins, happy chins;
Crazy nutty comic kooks:
Funny jokes -- egads ...

Freaks

...Some of us are freaks
Some of us are less so
Some of us are geeks
With names like Fark or Bezlo.

Some have winning streaks
Lots of us are losers
Some of us have beaks 
Three of us are Hoosie...

Sillies and Spooks

...Our town of Newmarket is alive with kooks
Evidence is the number of sillies and spooks
Unusual to be sure
In our brochure
An image of Goofy in a warm wooly tuque...

Mental Illness

...Mental illness affects one in four
Yet we still close the door

Terms- crazy, mad, lunatics, kooks
Let’s confine to history books

Images of Bedlam and straitjackets distort our minds
Screamin...

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