Hos Poems

Cemetery

...Get too close and i tend to push away
Come real close and ill be prayin that you stay 
ion fk with these hos
from them i breakaway
my phone look like a funeral
all these dead bod-ays
contact na...

Gafas

...lows over my eyes 
trying kill what's inside 
just a different drive 
hi jacked the vibe 
trying to bug my line 
get sprayed with pesticide

you see them thuggin
I'm with the plug 
trippin o...

Anatomy of a Date

...
       First date
         went great
       'Til G.O.A.T.
         ate plate

       Second time
         was fine
       Then she
         broke spine

       Third time
         paid ...

Demon 'Punchers, Part Iv

...IV.
Their faces looked shocked when they saw the flames,
looking at each other for someone to blame,
then Sol cleared his throat, and they look to him,
their leader stepped out, his eyes cold and...

Western Springs

...
 High-ho! High-ho! High-ho!
  it’s off to the pub and gig we go
 Willy Wonka ticket stubs in our hand
  on our way to see the band
 Climb the fence, jump the turnstiles
  into the crowd do...

Journey Called Life

...The best things in life are free, nothing from your pocket is needed *.

Ray of sunshine on a cold day. Riding the ocean waves in the summer.
A hug from the one you love. A good word. to give or t...

Ho Ho Hos and Halls of Holly

...Christmas is the season to be jolly
The holiday brings merriment and joys
With ho ho ho's and halls decked with holly

There's mistletoe and pine of loblolly
Santa has many elves tha...

15th's Crystal, My Dream Tryst Pal

...15th's Crystal, My Dream Tryst Pal!
Due to our friends Michelle & Yedidia,
Hos V' Shalom, My rough shell didn't get Rid o' Yah!
Braving her high dive, Echoing catastrophe,
Barbara cared! Leaven n...

The Corruption, Part I

...There is a corruption we all should abhor,
It starts on the left, and corrupts to the core,
Cancer of the soul, if left to go on,
It takes bit by bit, ’till the whole soul is gone.

Makes people...

Zoan To Memphis

...

Marvellous things did He in the sight
of their fathers, in the land of Egypt,
in the field of Zoan ...
How He had wrought His signs in
Egypt, and His wonders 
in the field of Zoan ...
F...

From My Lips To Santa's Ears

...Santa, I have an important request.
Please don't embarrass me with ho ho hos.
If you'd looked at my face you might have guessed.
I'm serious about fixing my nose.

I can sense you are stifling y...

Trump Is a Close Shaver

...Trump Is A Close Shaver

Trump is firmly fixed and will not waiver;
He has orange hair and is a close shaver;
To our dismay,
He went astray,
And thinks he is clever in each endeavor.

James H...

Sessions and Recluse Himself

...Sessions and Recluse Himself

Whole system Sessions is starting to abuse;
To save hos own skim himself did recluse;
We were horrified,
That he had lied;
Trying to settle things down and them di...

Slowly I Fade

...As I am slowly fading away 
My body grows weaker & weaker each day.
Injections into my arms
then into my other bodily parts.

A needle been filled only with poison 
That's why with this poem my...

A Klingon Love Poem

...A Klingon Love Poem
                    (In Klingon and English)

 tlhIngan bang bom tlhab
(pa' tlhIngan 'ej English Hol)

tugh mate beast qem jIH
flesh, cobalt jIb tear rip
metallic jeD rip ...

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