Long Hos Poems

Marvellous things did He in the sight
of their fathers, in the land of Egypt,
in the field of Zoan ...
How He had wrought His signs in
Egypt, and His wonders 
in the field of Zoan ...
For, lo,...

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IV.
Their faces looked shocked when they saw the flames,
looking at each other for someone to blame,
then Sol cleared his throat, and they look to him,
their leader stepped out, his eyes cold and dim.

“I didn’t expect...

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As I am slowly fading away 
My body grows weaker & weaker each day.
Injections into my arms
then into my other bodily parts.

A needle been filled only with poison 
That's why with this poem my words...

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The alarm goes off and I rise up, for a moment foggy from sleep.
I look through the curtain and stare out at the world in front of me.
Where am I ?  My mind is...

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Santa, I have an important request.
Please don't embarrass me with ho ho hos.
If you'd looked at my face you might have guessed.
I'm serious about fixing my nose.

I can sense you are stifling your laughter.
Your bowl...

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I never meant to hurt you
That is what he said
I never meant to hurt you
But right to hurt was led
I was led down a path of insecurity and doubt
A path that trampled me until I...

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 High-ho! High-ho! High-ho!
  it’s off to the pub and gig we go
 Willy Wonka ticket stubs in our hand
  on our way to see the band
 Climb the fence, jump the turnstiles
...

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There is a corruption we all should abhor,
It starts on the left, and corrupts to the core,
Cancer of the soul, if left to go on,
It takes bit by bit, ’till the whole soul is gone.

Makes...

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Have You Ever Hidden an Ide Before?

To where would I be riding and abiding?

If and when I ran over a Glad Tiding

Who had forgotten to bring his starch

Then turned out being in an ide of...

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A Klingon Love Poem
                    (In Klingon and English)

 tlhIngan bang bom tlhab
(pa' tlhIngan 'ej English Hol)

tugh...

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Gods provision is never far away
Gods provides for us every day
just as he provides for the birds that eat worm
and for those that eat seed
God provides for our ever need
 just like wild flowers that...

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Unopposed Camel Toes ( Mono tetra) (Adult)


While watching you promoting clothes
That do away with camel toes
I had misgivings, I suppose
and these are those, and these are those.

It's not so now, but used to be
teen boys...

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Death, Hell and the Grave Defeated

"I will ransom them from the power of the grave ; I will redeem them from death. Where, O death, are your plagues? Where, O grave, is your destruction?" Hos...

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The best things in life are free, nothing from your pocket is needed *.

Ray of sunshine on a cold day. Riding the ocean waves in the summer.
A hug from the one you love. A good...

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Christmas is the season to be jolly
The holiday brings merriment and joys
With ho ho ho's and halls decked with holly

There's mistletoe and pine of loblolly
Santa has many elves that he employs
Christmas is the season to...

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A    SPECIAL    CHRISTMAS

Families should be together on Xmas day
Some kids’ folks are wealthy
They work abroad, but they never 
Fail to come at Xmas for a whole week and see...

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Trump Is A Close Shaver

Trump is firmly fixed and will not waiver;
He has orange hair and is a close shaver;
To our dismay,
He went astray,
And thinks he is clever in each endeavor.

James Horn

Should have understood from...

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I was waken up by the chickens with their kwukwukwu sound.
I looked through the window and smiled to myself, the weather was beautiful.
As I was looking I saw some men standing next to my neighbours...

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15th's Crystal, My Dream Tryst Pal!
Due to our friends Michelle & Yedidia,
Hos V' Shalom, My rough shell didn't get Rid o' Yah!
Braving her high dive, Echoing catastrophe,
Barbara cared! Leaven n' Grit, for me a Pasta...

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What is up with Santa?
I mean, I do not know;
Has fame gone up to his head?
Has he fallen off his sled?

Why can’t he get with the times?
Think of some new catchy lines?
Drop the Ho, Hos,...

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She is your one true love
At least that's what you said
Is this love now dead?
What lies was she fed?

Look straight into her eyes 
Do you see how she cries?
Kill herself? Yeah she tries
How do you...

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