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And still his death haunts webbed wide world post American Civil War

...And still his death haunts webbed wide world post American Civil War

Preface: On the evening of April 14, 1865, while attending a special performance of the comedy, "Our American Cousin," Presiden...

Ford's Theater April 15th 1865

...Ford's Theater, April 15th, 1865...
Petersen House, Washington, D.C.

I admit to own a passion
for the Civil War in general,
and the life and death of
the sixteenth president in particular
bet...

Somewhere In Time This Philosopher Stonily Ponders

...Somewhere in time this Philosopher stonily ponders...

A poet (quite familiar with yours truly)
sat at his computer
trying his darnedest to craft a rhyme
imagining when both parents
of mine liv...

Umpteenth Heat Wave Since Onset of Summer

...Umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer...
sizzles Delaware Valley today August 25th, 2021

Said geographical area composed of counties
located in Southeastern Pennsylvania,
South Jersey, Dela...

Invocation of Pinkies In Air When Supping Or Drinking

...I adopt dainty etiquette
when quenching thirst or dining
to buzzfeed growling beast
inside me tummy.

The missus requests obedience
raising both my little fingers in the air
upon taking bevera...

Technological Glitch With Ebt Ie Food Card

...Technological glitch with EBT (i.e.) food card...
at LIDL checkout line

At 4:03 PM on November first
two thousand and twenty,
the missus nsync with yours truly,
(an inimitable average Joe - cu...

Not An Artist

...Not An Artist
by Terry Richardson

I dedicate this poem to poetrysoup... * I’m not an artist as you can see, I’m not, though I try my darnedest, I try, I do, why can not I be, Regardless, I’m not ...

Though a Destitute Alteh Kocker

...Though A Destitute Alteh Kocker...

(albeit boyish), I tell myself with pride
always look on the bright toothless side
of life, this nonconformist tried
his darnedest with
threadbare trappings ...

Dragon Eats

...Dragons, how they love to eat;
What they eat the most are sweets.
Candy, baked goods, pudding drinks;
Rarely do they ever eat beets.

No asparagus carrots or broccoli;
They can be pi...

Sseason's Sweetings

...The yuletide is here, with all its trappings,
          And I'll count my blessings to finally see
               My favorite package, in all her wrappings ...
     You, My Love, 'neath our Ch...

Fords Theater April 15th 1865

...Petersen House, Washington, D.C.  

(i admit to own a passion for the Civil War in general, 
and the life and death of 
the sixteenth president in particular).

between a hard spot of whiskey 
...

Woodbury New Jersey Whetstone One

...Woodbury, new jersey home 
   to me self since birth
my very late mother 
   (bless her long departed soul)

   slaved and toiled 
   per accursed penury and dearth
tried her darnedest 
   to...

Fell Thru the Peephole

...
Filed under: Kids say and do the darnedest things


Little Man was a most curious child
Strange sounds in the night fascinated him
He would lay awake,
when he shoulda been asleep
And ...

The Candle of My Life

...Sticky handprints on my door
Muddy truck tracks across my floor
Laundry piling up galore
Imperfect photos for decor
These are the things a mom adores

Little feet headed towards my bed
The dar...

What Is Your Best

...Did you know God will give you the best
if that's what you want?
He will go to great length to make sure you have what you desire
He may lead you through twists and turns and work you like there i...

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