Though a Destitute Alteh Kocker

Though A Destitute Alteh Kocker... (albeit boyish), I tell myself with pride always look on the bright toothless side of life, this nonconformist tried his darnedest with threadbare trappings to abide despite bristling, harumphing, and lamenting luckless life, while woe didst ride shotgun squeezing snotty schnozzle, nuzzling nose, wide dilating nostrils coquettishly cozying cold conical snout splayed alongside steering column as if silently to chide yours truly for impoverished states of body, mind, and spirit hermetically hide ding, asper necessary manna, hence, (no eggs add chore ration) I yolked reining clamps down hard, ultimately dried existential wellspring, especially averse to risk rejection, when as supremely scared boy stifling bittorrent tide natural animal propensities squelched elide ding healthy mental, physical and spiritual development desperation found future bride less because stricken with love bug, versus when pent up vasocongestion vied hardened male member, which relied on instinct to seal biological pact sporting two (now grown) daughters bonafide birthright genetically patented each taking their respective stride toward housing vibrant young women expanding their comfort zones, unwittingly forcing this papa to admit he denied himself obligation to foster maturation implicit with every species within world wide web, no chance to rectify the bitterness inside hence pervasive reference, sans annulment portraying "FAKE" motif life, liberty and pursuit of happiness only experienced, when Alpine for Swiss side!