Cruddy Poems - Poems about Cruddy

...With my girlfriend in tip top condition To film sex scenes for late television She got sick in bed So I went instead And was heckled with spiteful derision Well their laughter had made......

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... Feeling kinda cruddy, yup, that's the word Too many fries, too many burgs When will I learn I can't handle that stuff Stomach rebels, starts causing a fuss Once could eat nails and ......

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...Written By: D. Collins 11/12/24 A growth spurt beyond grimy, some never do. No need for names. They know who I'm talking to. <>...

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...all automatic alligators arrive arrogantly barely behave beautifully but brazenly carousing with creepy cruddy crocodiles desperately denying despicable wiles effectively expediting expediency f......

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...No one goes down to crazy town they stay put or don't care, but floods seep tides rise snakes swim. Crazy town does not knock before it comes in. Murderous are the many who though few do m......

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...Poor old Farmer McGillicuddy He’s somewhat of a fuddy-duddy He plows with an ox All progress he blocks No wonder his corn tastes so cruddy......

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...Hula Hoop and Chicken Coop had a hula hoop we were thrown for a big loop cruddy chicken coup......

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...Hey Diddle Diddle My Little in his Middle My Machu; My Pichu Mommy loves you so much I could eat you My Handsomest Man You smell like a crayon My Mammer; My Jammer Your Uncle Peanut says you'......

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...My Latest Current Events Poetry Trump like Pinocchio lied and nose did protrude, And many people it appeared he would delude; Even we knew, Scheme up brew; With jaundiced eye witnesses and riv......

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...Half choked by a rising paroxysm of rage, then nisus, The brittle and mirthless smile on his face were pathetic, A nonaged; Amputated and broken with a heart big but beats quiet, Suddenly, he sig......

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...Always Will Wonder What If I always had wondered what if, When we were to take a whiff, Of who; Maybe you; Can cruddy smell nock us over cliff. Jim Horn Have Been Told By Bernie What ......

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...Pay Held Back By Trump Government Employees pay held back, And common sense nary childish crack; Trump out of line; His not mine, While in White House blowing his stack. Jim Horn In wor......

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...Priest is fuddy duddy wearing clothes that are cruddy, And we had decided to invite him to our Bible study; Told us God, Is not a fraud; Now each week he has been our Bible study buddy. Jim Ho......

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...There once was a man named Buddy Whose life was pretty darn cruddy He thought he was an elf Then found his new self And then his past was no longer muddy......

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...Bible Study Buddy When the Bible we will start to study; Always best when you have a buddy; Help then assist; And we do insist; Not being with one can be cruddy. Jim Horn......

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