Canard Poems

Rubato's Tenth of Stave's

...The part of Holy Week in Spain where participants wear capirotes (pointed hoods) and robes is called the Nazarenes
She spok 
e his name and he found  it slanderous.Hearing her voice
after what he ...

House of Cards

...You say you need a strong foundation, my friend? 
On a god or guru, you cannot depend.
It is empty and false, and I beg your pard,  
But, it will all fall down just like a house of cards.

Don’t...

Trust Me

...Never pull a dog by its ears
  Doing so arouses fears
    that it may bite you very hard ...

  Nah! Trust me
    ~ 'Tis just a canine canard...

I Got Friggin Heebie Jeebies

...I got friggin heebie jeebies

Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si
hence impossible mission 
to be lovey dove vee.

Vague remembrances of ...

Memo To Maga

...For those residents in MAGAville,
    That can't seem to pull their heads out of Trumps' ass.
        Take a minute away from those affectionate kisses, and
            For that moment, you might ...

The Marketplace of Thought

...The Marketplace of Thought!

Don’t I love who I’m open to - would share soul with (somehow in words -
in poetry, revealing me)? Must I place worth on goods ‘vain’ hawk
to ...

Hidden Agenda

...HIDDEN AGENDA:

It's on record,
Stripping naked in a rainfall. 
A prelim lost of freedom, 
Heddled by a downfall,
Highlighted with boredom.
The journey is so wrong, 
And the prelim wants to h...

Viewpoint

...Your viewpoint can be comforting,
Or your viewpoint can be troubling:
Either comforting as a safeguard,
Or as troubling as a canard.

A safeguard tunnels Saints through sin.
A canard tunnels si...

Fr - De Tout Ton Coeur

...mon amour
poursuis tes rêves
il n’y a pas de temps à perdre
rejette toute trace d’énergie négative
piètre pluie sur le dos d’un canard
la vie est si courte



Translated from my poem WITH AL...

Inspector Tweede

...There was no finer detective than Inspector Thaddeus Tweede of Scotland yard!
He was most astute in solving crimes and could easily detect a feeble canard!
He joined the force as a 'bobby' working ...

No Guts

...
Get Some Backbone
Written: by Miracle Man
2-6-2020

Social Media has made it easy,
for spreading things canard.
Always, these innuendos,
are geared to leave others scarred.
Things i...

If You Pull a Long Face - Part Xxix

...IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : Part XXIX

IF you pull a long pained face
The kind poets affect and gladly display
Throughout the ages with their lonely-heart feelings in lyrical grace
You might en...

Charged By Phantoms

...I pulled in late one night from off the pike,
          A manor rumored haunted, yet it seemed
               As clean and bright as any hotel deemed,
     So worthy of what guests as I would ...

Liar-To-Liar

...

One liar said to the other liar,
“That’s some shaky vanilla truth,
I heard you done cold call sold.
With these lying eyes, do I scream with glee ... 
you left girl honesty 
han...

Roy L T Canard Si

...hum...habit...hic...abbott woozy
celebrating with British Royal Family
     and...hub bout red dee 
     to take a snoozy
sup...par'n...this poet 
     fur...hib bit..bing a lil oozy.

Now thi...

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