Best Canard Poems

...There was no finer detective than Inspector Thaddeus Tweede of Scotland Yard!
He was most astute in solving crimes and could quickly detect a fake canard!
He joined the force as a 'bobby' working h......

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...In that glistening azure pond
I had a favorite
A duck
I called
Tawnablu

A quacker kind of 
Bird
Recognizable by the 
Aquamarine 
Feathers
Atop her bobbing head
She swam aloof from
The rest

And refu......

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One liar said to the other liar,
“That’s some shaky vanilla truth,
I heard you done cold call sold.
With these lying eyes, do I scream with glee ... 
you left girl honesty 
han......

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...The Color Blue
© Ben Burton 

The press is pushing hard
Promoting racial animus
Creating a canard
Like Rosa Parks had missed the bus

The first black President
Who should have made ol' Marti......

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...I've traveled from the farm in Indiana, the place of my humble birth,
To places I never dreamed of seeing all around this earth!
On ships, trains and airplanes visiting fascinating ports of call,
......

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...For those residents in MAGAville,
    That can't seem to pull their heads out of Trumps' ass.
        Take a minute away from those affectionate kisses, and
            For that moment, you might ......

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...IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : Part XXIX

IF you pull a long pained face
The kind poets affect and gladly display
Throughout the ages with their lonely-heart feelings in lyrical grace
You might en......

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...Malefactor of our mighty land
Guile do they practice from them, beat
Skank do they drop on our prior rand

Their soul's the people reprimand
Like flies rejecting a rust feet
Malefactor of our mighty ......

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...There was no finer detective than Inspector Thaddeus Tweede of Scotland yard!
He was most astute in solving crimes and could easily detect a feeble canard!
He joined the force as a 'bobby' working ......

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...I got friggin heebie jeebies

Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si
hence impossible mission 
to be lovey dove vee.

Vague remembrances of ......

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...I pulled in late one night from off the pike,
          A manor rumored haunted, yet it seemed
               As clean and bright as any hotel deemed,
     So worthy of what guests as I would ......

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...Never pull a dog by its ears
  Doing so arouses fears
    that it may bite you very hard ...

  Nah! Trust me
    ~ 'Tis just a canine canard......

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...The Marketplace of Thought!

Don’t I love who I’m open to - would share soul with (somehow in words -
in poetry, revealing me)? Must I place worth on goods ‘vain’ hawk
to ......

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...HIDDEN AGENDA:

It's on record,
Stripping naked in a rainfall. 
A prelim lost of freedom, 
Heddled by a downfall,
Highlighted with boredom.
The journey is so wrong, 
And the prelim wants to h......

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...It began,
like real,
had a feel,
had abody,
had a structure,
probe began,
everything began to fracture,
crack and show up,
falling apart,
like leaves in autumn,
did I rightly hazard,
it wa......

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