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Storms Happen

...storms happen
happenstance stomps
selfish selfies inherit the wind
windmills become grist for the mill

Armageddon trending now
Utopia is Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day
go figure (& lie abo...

Categories: birdbrains, culture, humorous, satire, surreal,
Form: Free verse

A Conversation With the Three Stooges

...I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows

Moe:  HELLO! 
Larry: HELLO!
Curly: HELLO!  
The Three Stooges:  HELLOS!

I Am:  You’re known as half-wits, birdbrains, knuckleheads, 
           Curly...

Categories: birdbrains, celebrity, funny, giggle, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

An Office For Lease

...I am sitting in front of an empty building.
Large red, white and blue sign says “for lease”.
What would I do here?
Creative writing center?
Art center?
Botanical garden?
Toy museum?
Clutter ou...

Categories: birdbrains, perspective,
Form: List

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Can Campy Canines Cajole Cats

...Can campy cavorting canines cajole curious cats?
Bickering birdbrains boast between bogeyman’s bats….
Honorably heavenly heifers heighten historical hats,
Manageable Mandarin manatees make moody M...

Categories: birdbrains, 10th grade, 4th grade,
Form: Alliteration

Birdbrains

...I passed an iron gate with birds
On either side, a’strut.
There was a space to squeeze through,
Though the gate was mostly shut.

The sparrows on the far side
Pecked for food along the ground
...

Categories: birdbrains, bird,
Form: Rhyme

The Capitalist

...The Capitalist


It was dark out
winds from the north
branches swaying over granite graves
The night seemed ominous

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	Have been thinking about a funeral p...

Categories: birdbrains, america, discrimination, friendship, humorous,
Form: Free verse

The Dead Man and the Loud Hen

...I shall delete my existence says the dead man
	No more do I breathe	
	No more shall I rant
	Although often I recant

I shall delete all my poems says the loud hen
	No more am I here
	I shall d...

Categories: birdbrains, children, hilarious, muse,
Form: Light Verse

Somewhere, Over the Brainslow

...Somewhere, oh is my brain slow,
Birdbrains..... have I.....
That's why, I want to go,
For a brain transplant,oh, oh, my!

Somewhere along the pillow tops,
My brains leak out,
I am, slowly beco...

Categories: birdbrains, fantasy, parody, satire, song-
Form: Burlesque