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Best Thank Goodness Poems

Below are the all-time best Thank Goodness poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of thank goodness poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member THANK GOODNESS IT'S ONLY ONCE A YEAR
Turkey so dry that I can’t speak
Brussel sprouts boiled for a week
Roast potatoes burnt to a crisp
Lumpy gravy
I feel
Sick

Jan Allison
26th October
Inspired by Andrea’s contest but...

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Categories: thank goodness, food, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form: Free verse



Thank Goodness For A Sun
Thank goodness for a sun,
the rays that cross the plane!
My office remains melancholy,
a dimness I defend.

Daily I defend this muted light,
thinking it "muse", drinking it...

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© Tom Hitt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thank goodness, appreciation, beauty, earth, nature, space, sun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Old Dark House
The Old Dark House

This tale of “The Old Dark House” is one that’s replete with a
most horrid sense of pure evil and macabre, and is...

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Categories: thank goodness, dark, dream, evil, fantasy, god, metaphor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Zombie The Musical
The town was all a flutter; Zombie the Musical, was coming to town.
We all signed up as extras… Yes, as Zombies… here we did come.
Bruce...

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Categories: thank goodness, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous, imagination, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Mr Magoo
I had a black cat called Magoo
The slippers and clothes it would chew
This damaged its jaw
And broke every claw
Thank goodness I had super glue!


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Furry Friend...

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Categories: thank goodness, cat,
Form: Limerick
Drawing Blood: Join In
There's a pesky mosquito hoverin' around our ears
If he keeps it up he'll soon be splattered in smears
T-Buzz tries to draw our blood
When he gets...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thank goodness, humorous, insect,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Troll in My Trunk
A Troll in My Trunk
(Inspired by the YouTube video ‘A Monkey in your Trunk’)


Ok! Some crazy person made a YouTube video, about a monkey in...

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Categories: thank goodness, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member - The Old Dark House -

This tale of “The Old Dark House” is one that’s replete with a
most horrid sense of pure evil and macabre, and is worth being
retold each...

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Categories: thank goodness, dark, dream, evil, fantasy, god, metaphor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Old Dark House
This tale of “The Old Dark House” is one that’s replete with a
most horrid sense of pure evil and macabre, and is worth being
retold each...

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Categories: thank goodness, dark, dream, evil, fantasy, god, metaphor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member NOT QUITE NOAH'S ARK - ELEMENTS PART 3 WATER
Noah heard the forecast and realised he must build an ark
It had to be impermeable for when they finally disembark.

They faced forty days and forty...

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Categories: thank goodness, bible, fun, humorous, rain, water,
Form: Couplet
Rich Man Poor Man
By Ezar

As snow flakes fall to cover the side walk my people get tired of the side talk
Work for me You won't be financially but...

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Categories: thank goodness, business, culture, education, freedom, inspiration, metaphor,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Should'a Read The Fine Print
Should'a Read The Fine Print


I am intrigued by all computer tasks,
and competent and skilled in every scheme
from word process and graphic arts design,
to spreadsheets, database...

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Categories: thank goodness, computer, corruption, grief,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Pet-sit Panics
The neighbours went off on their yearly vacation,
Off to visit some foreign nation.
Leaving me keys and a list a mile long, 
To watch their pets....

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Categories: thank goodness, animalsdog, dog, food,
Form: Couplet
TAPESTRY
  ~TAPESTRY~
To be born was quite a struggle my mum was on a motorbike
All the pains had started - but things were going alright.
Poverty...

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Categories: thank goodness, life, mum,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member obe
I did some Wicca before my obe
(As then I was experimenting)
I went into a dream world
And this caused my obe
I saw some fascinating things
I was...

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Categories: thank goodness, life, friend, friend,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Three Year Old - thinking
Three Year Old….thinking

that potty training thing was over rated
and that “big boy” thing - quite overstated

now I can pee on the ants
thank goodness for my...

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Categories: thank goodness, humor, kid,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Break Ranks And Run


Scrambling over each other, trying hard to be heard, interrupting, yelling out, being yourself.

We knew how to do this when we were two, and three,...

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Categories: thank goodness, self,
Form: Free verse
Over Used Sin
Have you ever committed a sin
Again and again and again

Where it becomes a part of who you are
Scar upon scar upon scar

You started out asking...

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Categories: thank goodness, god, jesus, life, sin,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Racy Poem so Watch Out
My thumbs ran off today.
I knew they were in love
And I suspected they might be compelled to be alone, together.
However….

It makes opening cans rather tough.
Turning...

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Categories: thank goodness, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member CHRISTMAS COOKIES
Holiday confections of delicious joys mouthwatering flavorings,
Savor the tasty classic Christmas cookies, snicker your drooling
Taste buds of satisfactions indulgence by sugary tarts of rounded
Pleasure, iced...

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© cherl dunn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thank goodness, christmas, devotion, drink, food, holiday, imagery,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Gotch Ya
I need to write a poem today
One that will blow your mind away
It must be wild and serene
But that won't fit into this scene

It must...

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Categories: thank goodness, imagination
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Dream With Dragon
I had a Dream with Dragon in it, yes, just this morning, yes, today!
And the Dreams that linger, that I recall, are usually bad, I’m...

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Categories: thank goodness, adventure, dream, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Mr. Loving III
Mr. Loving, one two three
You have really kept me busy
But thank goodness I can repay
I found the 's' that went astray
I checked prescious and did...

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Categories: thank goodness, friendship
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Hubby and Dragon Easter
Ever wonder, the sort of things that Dragon and Hubby do when together?
Well never fear, I’m here to explain a Spring Day routine in good...

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Categories: thank goodness, easter, fantasy, fun, funny, happiness, happy,
Form: Light Verse
The Russian English russian
I am pure Russian and I am the bear
I have  deep dark eyes and black , black hair
Russian girls are very pretty and very...

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© jim joyce  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thank goodness, funny,
Form: Free verse