Best Thank Goodness Poems
Below are the all-time best Thank Goodness poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of thank goodness poems written by PoetrySoup members
THANK GOODNESS IT'S ONLY ONCE A YEARTurkey so dry that I can’t speak
Brussel sprouts boiled for a week
Roast potatoes burnt to a crisp
Lumpy gravy
I feel
Sick
Jan Allison
26th October
Inspired by Andrea’s contest but...
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Categories:
thank goodness, food, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Free verse
Thank Goodness For A SunThank goodness for a sun,
the rays that cross the plane!
My office remains melancholy,
a dimness I defend.
Daily I defend this muted light,
thinking it "muse", drinking it...
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Categories:
thank goodness, appreciation, beauty, earth, nature, space, sun,
Form:
Free verse
The Old Dark HouseThe Old Dark House
This tale of “The Old Dark House” is one that’s replete with a
most horrid sense of pure evil and macabre, and is...
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Categories:
thank goodness, dark, dream, evil, fantasy, god, metaphor,
Form:
Narrative
Zombie The MusicalThe town was all a flutter; Zombie the Musical, was coming to town.
We all signed up as extras… Yes, as Zombies… here we did come.
Bruce...
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Categories:
thank goodness, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous, imagination, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Mr Magoo
I had a black cat called Magoo
The slippers and clothes it would chew
This damaged its jaw
And broke every claw
Thank goodness I had super glue!
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Furry Friend...
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Categories:
thank goodness, cat,
Form:
Limerick
Drawing Blood: Join InThere's a pesky mosquito hoverin' around our ears
If he keeps it up he'll soon be splattered in smears
T-Buzz tries to draw our blood
When he gets...
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Categories:
thank goodness, humorous, insect,
Form:
Limerick
A Troll in My TrunkA Troll in My Trunk
(Inspired by the YouTube video ‘A Monkey in your Trunk’)
Ok! Some crazy person made a YouTube video, about a monkey in...
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Categories:
thank goodness, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
- The Old Dark House -
This tale of “The Old Dark House” is one that’s replete with a
most horrid sense of pure evil and macabre, and is worth being
retold each...
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Categories:
thank goodness, dark, dream, evil, fantasy, god, metaphor,
Form:
Narrative
The Old Dark HouseThis tale of “The Old Dark House” is one that’s replete with a
most horrid sense of pure evil and macabre, and is worth being
retold each...
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Categories:
thank goodness, dark, dream, evil, fantasy, god, metaphor,
Form:
Narrative
NOT QUITE NOAH'S ARK - ELEMENTS PART 3 WATERNoah heard the forecast and realised he must build an ark
It had to be impermeable for when they finally disembark.
They faced forty days and forty...
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Categories:
thank goodness, bible, fun, humorous, rain, water,
Form:
Couplet
Rich Man Poor Man
By Ezar
As snow flakes fall to cover the side walk my people get tired of the side talk
Work for me You won't be financially but...
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Categories:
thank goodness, business, culture, education, freedom, inspiration, metaphor,
Form:
Lyric
Should'a Read The Fine Print
Should'a Read The Fine Print
I am intrigued by all computer tasks,
and competent and skilled in every scheme
from word process and graphic arts design,
to spreadsheets, database...
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Categories:
thank goodness, computer, corruption, grief,
Form:
Verse
Pet-sit PanicsThe neighbours went off on their yearly vacation,
Off to visit some foreign nation.
Leaving me keys and a list a mile long,
To watch their pets....
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Categories:
thank goodness, animalsdog, dog, food,
Form:
Couplet
TAPESTRY ~TAPESTRY~
To be born was quite a struggle my mum was on a motorbike
All the pains had started - but things were going alright.
Poverty...
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Categories:
thank goodness, life, mum,
Form:
Acrostic
obeI did some Wicca before my obe
(As then I was experimenting)
I went into a dream world
And this caused my obe
I saw some fascinating things
I was...
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Categories:
thank goodness, life, friend, friend,
Form:
Free verse
Three Year Old - thinkingThree Year Old….thinking
that potty training thing was over rated
and that “big boy” thing - quite overstated
now I can pee on the ants
thank goodness for my...
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Categories:
thank goodness, humor, kid,
Form:
Couplet
Break Ranks And Run
Scrambling over each other, trying hard to be heard, interrupting, yelling out, being yourself.
We knew how to do this when we were two, and three,...
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Categories:
thank goodness, self,
Form:
Free verse
Over Used SinHave you ever committed a sin
Again and again and again
Where it becomes a part of who you are
Scar upon scar upon scar
You started out asking...
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Categories:
thank goodness, god, jesus, life, sin,
Form:
Rhyme
A Racy Poem so Watch OutMy thumbs ran off today.
I knew they were in love
And I suspected they might be compelled to be alone, together.
However….
It makes opening cans rather tough.
Turning...
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Categories:
thank goodness, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Free verse
CHRISTMAS COOKIESHoliday confections of delicious joys mouthwatering flavorings,
Savor the tasty classic Christmas cookies, snicker your drooling
Taste buds of satisfactions indulgence by sugary tarts of rounded
Pleasure, iced...
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Categories:
thank goodness, christmas, devotion, drink, food, holiday, imagery,
Form:
Free verse
Gotch YaI need to write a poem today
One that will blow your mind away
It must be wild and serene
But that won't fit into this scene
It must...
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Categories:
thank goodness, imagination
Form:
Rhyme
A Dream With DragonI had a Dream with Dragon in it, yes, just this morning, yes, today!
And the Dreams that linger, that I recall, are usually bad, I’m...
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Categories:
thank goodness, adventure, dream, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Mr. Loving IIIMr. Loving, one two three
You have really kept me busy
But thank goodness I can repay
I found the 's' that went astray
I checked prescious and did...
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Categories:
thank goodness, friendship
Form:
Rhyme
A Hubby and Dragon EasterEver wonder, the sort of things that Dragon and Hubby do when together?
Well never fear, I’m here to explain a Spring Day routine in good...
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Categories:
thank goodness, easter, fantasy, fun, funny, happiness, happy,
Form:
Light Verse
The Russian English russianI am pure Russian and I am the bear
I have deep dark eyes and black , black hair
Russian girls are very pretty and very...
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Categories:
thank goodness, funny,
Form:
Free verse