Humor Poems - Poems about Humor

About to procrastinate am putting it off setting it aside it's never too late it can wait as now is the hour no time like the present nothing important I can't circumvent didn't wind the clock gave my watch away don't need to know what week it is nor hour of the day nowhere I have to be no one's expecting me from this moment on no long hard climb just eating drinking wining dining I'm...

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Call me what you will altho' my name's not 'Bill' no don't even be so silly as to think I am a 'Willy' tho' you may say “Here's what's his name' to me it's all one and the same yet as I'm losing too much weight have the need to feed and don't dare be much thinner I have one task to ask of you please don't...

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Excitement building in anticipation last night when getting dressed late for a date and in a hurry yet hoping to look my best but in a flurry had to scurry not paying close attention when doing up my tight blue jeans tho' it bears not repeated mention I now know what misery means zipped the zip fastener sadly far too fast and not wearing a...

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(a throwback poem from High school) I'm the most popular girl in my homeroom. Of course, that's my own bedroom - cause we're on COVID lockdown, zoom. My bedroom is the math class, which doubles as the gym, it triples as the theater - you should see the shows I'm in. They're only in my mirror, so my cats get free...

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The art of comedy's a sacred thing, as fresh and precious in its gift of bliss as when a worshipped one's initial kiss transports us first. Like Fragonard, we swing to Lena Horne's delightful rites of spring on wings of wonder. No analysis can pull apart a pleasure pure as this. We humans laugh as nightingales might sing. We're taught to...

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I had problems with people, While tryin' to share my thoughts attempting to convince a mind, with a will that never bends Arguing with facts that get tied up into knots But as my friend Jan says "It will work out in the end" I had problems at work today, I couldn't figure out Trying to fix the issues that won't...

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Cackles, snickers, chortles and squeals ease life's weight. Laughter can completely reset our composure. Humors random salves of mirth can ease feeling states. Past times of paled poise were health fueled by laughs ardor. Laughter can completely reset our composure. Acute giggles often cause worthwhile tummy bunched aches. Past times of paled poise were health fueled by laughs ardor....

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Well, I guess it's time... Just remember, I didn't draw the line. You all dont care cause you're doing just fine, In the end, you've shown that you lack a spine! Does it make you happy to make me feel bad? Does it feed your ego to make me feel sad? Empathy is something you all never had... Does my existence, despite...

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SAM THE SQUIRREL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sam the Squirrel had a hunger profound In a park, he was often found, With nuts in his cheeks so tight, He scurried with all his might, But alas, his appetite had no bound. One day, as he climbed up so high, In a tree with a nut-laden sky, ...

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There once was a place soupers called PS Forgive me if I sound a bit too superc-i-l-i-o-u-s Bloggers delight with fisticuffs at spiteful bullies ...

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Former co-workers out for dinner and brew, discussing their old workplace's who's who - they vied for the honor of best memory, their mind's eyes conjured faces they could see. I spoke of a man, and I persisted, till they recalled one who never existed....

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Mother Nature gazed happily on her brood, until one of them spoiled her mood. Her smartest monkey was on the take - "Could it be that I made a mistake?"...

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Tingly skies full of surprise oh how I love when with surmise, the little rascal aims his dart as if it were, poetic art! He conceals behind the blush of day, nips in, then dashes back away with grinning lips and silver bow, he strikes before I even know. A stranger smirk, I feel the spark— my calm heart a blind bargain, no...

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Tackling a slick problem like D’Alembert’s paradox— a cylinder set in motion, destined to roll on and on— My fresh numerical method spoke in the same voice, but sparked sharp debate—someone blamed me for ignorance. Until a quip cracked the tension: “D’Alembert’s paradox doesn’t account for lubrication.” Truths can slice deep, sharper than we expect,...

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If beauty is but skin deep, I prevailed upon her to construe, 'Does it lie in the eye of the beholder or, of the two which one is true?' For we can't judge the book by the cover, with but one look, as what's inside truly counts far much more than that. And tho' to me she bemoaned, 'I am big-boned' I've yet to see...

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