Humor Poems - Poems about Humor

The quicksilver moon’s not secure in her orbit. I’ve heard that she’s slyly slipping away, One and a half inches yearly so a little bit every day. I, for one, want her to stay. ‘Oh meritorious silver sister, you have no dark side, and I’ve grown used to your capricious light, Why do you only hover at night?” I think of her as...

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STAN THE SQUIRREL In Texas, there lived a squirrel named Stan, with his six-gun, he defended the land. He challenged coyotes to duels, and outsmarted the local old fools, wielding justice with his special brand. With a hat made of leather, quite grand, he scampered...

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About Dr Seuss's "Thing One, Thing Two" It's always One Thing, or it's Two Thing Could be Three Thing, maybe more Since they all look just alike I had to stop keeping score They always wear the same clothes and their hair, like one another They could be just twin sisters Or maybe triplet brothers It's really quiet confusing When they all start...

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I have a question (if you'll allow). How is it that I came to this place now? My life's path continued to where below my feet there is only air; and, the sad thing is, I cannot fly. At this point, I guess I'll have to try....

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Been around the world seen some strange sights in my time and looking back my favourite is a roadway sign of yellow and black viewed in the U.S.A. which read (intellectually challenged?) 'SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY' ...

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With a stiff upper lip and old school tie still it's just not cricket but the upper crust they say are on a sticky wicket to pay the estate or make ends meet they have conducted tours of stately homes safari parks and the family jewels we used to go to Scarborough Southend-on-Sea Bognor Brighton Blackpool have fish 'n' chips for tea but now for fifty...

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If the UK is as PC as some would have us perceive (tho' Britons never never never shall be slaves Boadicea's turning in her grave) it's incorrect on two counts would you believe and the US we should see as between '52 and '22 it was a Queendom not a Kingdom and either way that's sexist so to speak more accurately accordingly it should be the United Sovereignty ...

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Speak of the devil incarnate to give the devil his due not to play devil's advocate tho' devil-may-care the devil is in the details and while we're there to state so now would be opportune he who sups devil's food cake or devilled eggs with the devil should have a very long spoon but if we don't the devil you say better the silver-tongued devil you...

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We are the miestanders, a super proud religious group almost thicker than friends in a traveling circus troupe we wrote our own Bible; we’ve formed our own church Don’t put us down, make fun or do any besmirch. we are the miestanders, a very closed religious group. our daily mantra includes a pair of socks and a red hoola hoop. having...

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I think I am an oxymoron quite different but the same. Understanding less is more Subdued, yet can’t be tamed. I’ll split in two while being whole ditzy and still brainy. Make many plans without a goal be sad while being zany, Have champagne taste with beery purse find ugly very pretty. Feel really blessed that I’m so cursed quite stupid when I’m witty. You see,...

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Piece Of Art That Guy's A Piece Of Work AND A Work Of Art! A: PIZZA-WART!!!! I’m Not Sure Who Would Be A Fan Of That Kind Of: “Humor” But, You Know: ***Just In Case.*** -Gray Squirrel 07-17-2025 ...

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Shall I compare thee to an elephant? Thou art a thousand times more relevant. Not from a floppy ear doth ardor rise, Nor yet doth sinuous trunk knot love’s sweet ties; And if thou can’t stampede across the plains, Nor deftly roll in mud when monsoon rains, I find my heart shall hold here little lack, As pachyderm thou aren’t in love’s...

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Based on the song Fly me to the moon original credits to Bart Howard songwriter Sorry only just saw contest prompt. Not for contest Fly me to the moon let me purr amongst the stars feed me chicken dreamies laced with russian caviar but remember this you need me and cats like it like that. Oh! Fly me to...

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Little Jackie Foreigner Was not born here Now he’s in Queens, a New Yorker… He says, ‘Vote for Mamdani He’s sure to protect me ~ though...

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. —Jules Renard Cleaning dishes, washing clothes, and other chores. It’s so clear in my mind, I’m leaning towards poetry. —by poet Static I’m exhausted. Doing nothing. And I’m crushing it. See me yawn - it’s only...

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