Humor Poems - Poems about Humor

Cast your bread upon the water if you like it soaky As for mine it’s in the oven ‘cos I prefer...

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Since it already exists Why does Mr. Macron resist Simply recognize France’s Palestinian revolution Forget the ‘two-state Middle East solution’ ...

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H=Humour and smiles make for a happy day for everyone. U=Under hurt or pain, add humour so it will melt fast away. M=Many need a joke or two so their face can wear a smile. O=Our life is happier with lots of humour in it. U=Unless we have humour in the world, we will be sad. R=Read this again to...

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"As the greatest of all poets and musicians, tho' you may call me 'liar', Hermes may have invented it but I perfected the lyre and with my music and singing if only I could see the forest for the trees I would coax the woods to dance for me but, on the other hand from where I stand, it appears to be, looking at it from...

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With those who want to test the waters, and yet have no wish to get their feet wet, but wait to have their cake (and eat it too) handed to them on a plate, I will neither split hairs and pick nits nor reason or debate (or tear their thoughts to bits) so, if they're going to 'fly', (jump to a conclusion) either do it or don't, as Yoda said,...

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Time was when every bullet had a name, For every lens now one can say the same. Privacy’s all but dead If not on a deathbed, Beware of public love, of Coldplay game. ____________________________ Happenings |32.07.2025| humour, life, love Note: Yes, privacy is all but dead. Social media have put it on a deathbed. If there’s any doubt, what happened recently...

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A tiger cuddling in my lap my dog observed mouth agape I said to my dog ...

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[Verse 1] You're so incredible, the most amazing man. I'm taken to new heights of pleasure with the touch of your hand. There will never be another man in my life who compares. Your eyes, your smile... no one as perfect anywhere. I will never forget, or stop loving you... Well would ya lookie here, my dear… I can lie too! [Chorus] ...

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Those crunchy flakes doped up with sugar may be contributing to your odd behavior. Take my advice, it’s not too late, if you’re able: keep the poisons off the breakfast table – what you’re eating, stupid, are cereal killers!...

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Listening to you oh what a to-do it looks like you've come unglued or going bananas your psyche's addled the mind muddled brain's fogged boggled or befuddled is something missing a marble or two perhaps a loose screw maybe more than a few and making a run or bolt for it will never do it's not too late to join the inmates for as well you know you will still be there wherever...

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If you're going to Honolulu be sure to wear a flower behind your ear if you're coming to Honolulu you're going to meet some gentle people here more than just a fashion statement a plumeria represents birth love spring and new beginnings so it’s no surprise a woman's romantic status it can also symbolise if you're married or unavailable wear it behind your left on the right...

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We're goin' out to Idaho where the potatoes grow honey we're leavin' quite soon but if you call it quits then I've had my chips and like the wolf I'll be a-howlin' at the moon I'm over this Sunshine State yeah I can hardly wait baby we're leaving at noon but if you say 'No way!' and you wanna stay like the...

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When life leaves you lemons deserved or not some sunny summer's day neither fret nor sweat if citrus is all you've got to show for your lot to keep the blues at bay be creative pull out all stops keep calm stay cool either squish or get off the pot think of a drink (old fruit) and you're made in the shade easy peasy lemon squeezy simply put... make...

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A spider sitting in the shower. Just wanted to wash up for an hour. But this spider is making me nervous. I tried to shampoo but was feeling hard pressed. Suddenly that spider jumped about. I tried to splash him with water and almost started to shout. I became brave enough to throw him onto...

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Here at our rooftop, collegiate, ‘resort of the mind,’ an early heatwave has struck - we’ve been advised. Like we needed it. It’s 94°f and climbing - we’re not insensitive. We’re aware that the sun is bright and the air is crisp and hot. It was Friday morning, until the sun pointed to noon. Nothing’s going to stop the summer...

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