Lav Poems - Poems about Lav

... Line up for the lav-a-tree doggies, please The grass is smelling alike mouldy cheese Pass the word around That what you have found Is a more refined way to do one's pees.......Read the rest...

..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......Read the rest...

...us men put the seat up when we wee in the loo, so our wee doesn't hit it, we're thinking of you!! we pee in the middle of the bowl which is round, but end shakes can hit seats if seats are l......Read the rest...

...Zip Zap Zung and Zing Poem made with a ding Hip Hop Hulu Town Word Play goes down Whip whir twis shou Shake your boots all abou Fine time you will have Fun with most dim and lav drop off ......Read the rest...

...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM My dentist ......Read the rest...

...Squire - a recollection of war I'm twenty seven years old Not, old by any standard But, in my world...I'm seven Seven years removed from an IED Seven years away from the day that changed me Sev......Read the rest...

...I'm twenty seven years old Not, old by any standard But, in my world...I'm seven Seven years removed from an IED Seven years away from the day that changed me Seven years into my new life We we......Read the rest...

...[starboard port] the ocean—an onyx plate predawn— somnambulant ships preen with a swag of warning lights massive hulls: cargo ships, flotillas, tankers, passenger liners loll; red lights bus......Read the rest...

...Ha ha ha - I am sat on the loo waiting to pass Whilst reading the funnies I need more gas Peoples humour is right up my street Making us giggle is really quite neat We need the humour to take us......Read the rest...

...Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI-ANDRESS (KAL-EL-3000) (To Renata, Loni, Sabrina & 'Lil Matilda, 'The' ELs!) [ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYON, Track No. 11 (for all......Read the rest...

...1 Sun glints off ripples Play of light in sheltered cove Scenic lavatory 2 Backyard full of stars Footsteps crack on frozen grass Moonlit lavatory 3 Forested mountain side Above twistin......Read the rest...

...He is my happines my joy my laughter my pride my paradise, he is my everything. I love him though he cannot i pray that he finds the love of his heart sumeone who loves and adores him ......Read the rest...

...The Mozzies are biting, we forgot the Aeroguard The ants, all the bickies are about to bombard The twins are fightin’ and actin’ real mean This family picnic, it’s a real bloody scene The baby’s ......Read the rest...

...The Seat by the Toilet - Rob Barratt(rbarratt@cooptel.net) Yes, the seat by the toilet’s The best by a mile; it’s The only seat in which to sit In the seat by the loo You’ve a wonderful view ......Read the rest...

...Those pint glass bottomed spectacles are staring up at me as you gurgle down another beer and burp and boff with glee. Gone are your inhibitions your humanity and pride, you're acting like an animal......Read the rest...