Colon Poems - Poems about Colon

...I have a special interest in telling about my colonoscopy. The doc cheerful, secure in his specialty, colon cancer being the second leading cause of cancer death after lung tumors. They can snip t......Read the rest...

...Molly Ann could barely wait said her dad To show her hippie grandma her cozy pad Where would I sit? Grandma asked eying the pit. Daddy laughed so hard, for on the floor she used to always sit. ......Read the rest...

... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

...stolen colon 11/20/23......Read the rest...

..."semi colon" my proctologist told me Pluto is not a planet but Uranus is......Read the rest...

...Other wives watched Shirley kiss her husband good-bye. Every Monday through Friday at the train station. As if it was going to be the last good-bye. They could not understand it, not knowing the f......Read the rest...

...A semi-colon connects two thoughts together An exclamation mark screams out its cause You don’t have to wait until the end to breathe a comma can give you a pause A question mark begs for an an......Read the rest...

...An apparitions favourite word from punctuation-less sentences that continue on, on, on. Cope without it you useless fools a flick suffices. Semi-colon, colon, joining words thrust through the large......Read the rest...

...How would they know? I mean, this could be AI. Could write Any Old bollocks. Does it have The Spirit; of my poetry? Where is my Soul? Is it Next to this semi-colon? : Look at it, Bi......Read the rest...

... Diverticula pits up her colon Can’t eat much or intestines get swollen Ma's farts are so stinky She swears with her pinky Tain’t gonna stop her from......Read the rest...

...Colonoscopy Colonoscopy, strikes dread. It’s not too bad - when Colon trouble free. Jules Verne-like travel, up your ****, spelunking through strange, pink-ridged caverns. Hunting for ......Read the rest...

...For the Anthem, Brittany Griner now stands No more of her juvenile 'taking a knee' Maybe she'll meet with Colon (The Moron) Kaepernick ~ Teach an old dog a new trick......Read the rest...

...I asked God (That who abides within the within of me - 'me' being only this transient construct of ego/self} I asked about an upcoming colonoscopy outcome. I have had colon cancer, so naturally wa......Read the rest...

...Have Fun, Read Aloud Hi Soma Comma Why in tension Interrogation No cloud, no flash Dash ......Read the rest...