Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich

Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically heartily hales from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy. Three days before that first appointment with estimable gastroenterologist Doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich regarding upcoming procedure scheduled for August 17th, 2022), unfortunately yielded inconclusive results meaning the excretory material not satisfactorily expelled. Though necessary to swallow four Dulcolax laxative tablets, plus additionally quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, and if necessary even apply one Fleets (or store brand) Enema. Ideally Vaseline ought be applied to the enema tip to avoid abrading sensitive skin surfaces. The missus located lubricating fluid she purchased Trojan lubricants Continuance Essence at Adult World when a clearance sale at said store took place. As a more effective modus operandi aforenamed said specialist strongly advised taking Su-prep in place of Miralax, which two step process already begun earlier today, which date mentioned in first line. I grudgingly accept short lived lower abdominal discomfort linkedin with gushing watery stools analogous to reasonable and tolerable assault upon me derriere considerably less severe than shigella tube be worth knowing nada worry colon cancer would pose grave threat. I remembered first colonoscopy specialist named Larry Borowsky located 525 Jamestown Ave. #101, Philadelphia, PA 19128 (challenged courtesy hearing difficulty, hence he wore an auditory device) treated me some half dozen plus years ago, yours truly didst solidly waste, rather subsequently spent a few hours writing, toil letting, and crafting the following bupkis slightly modified to correspond with present modus operandi treatment. Ask any devotee of above named gastroenterologists officious military licensed cheeky knucklers, ne’er kissed gluteus maximus, they soldiered thru medical school despite getting pooped out rigorous regimen now both know vital details regarding bowels of human excretory system, which iz alimentary and familiar flickering sleight of hand linkedin quicken wrist zooms into grab bag of medicinal tricks - mimics waving magic wand bitta bang prestidigitation abracadabra of **** scope brings – dang gustatory scenic aerated holy smoker of a rectum, a wasteland fang less, but the backside seat, where dingle berries and/or polyps sometimes hang, whence undergoing this behind the scenes procedure where smelly silent sonnets from sphincter sprang most times flatulence relieved in private place but, post-op probe forced air into buttucks, thus encourage patients to aerate sterile space otherwise known as passing gas scrutinized faces elicit embarrassment of elderly folks, who feel self conscious farting in public before departing from human race, rearing specialist unheralded doctors relieves anguish without a trace which gratitude spurred crappy attempt to compose verse to express appreciation clean bill of health and disperse anticipatory anxiety, this pooper trooper endured with pseudo “nurse” actually mine wife, who nudged me to undergo examination lest she bare witness becoming a widow following mine hearse if hypothetical demise did pass, deceased would hear loud curse analogous to unstoppable enema, (brought out from downed colyte consumed for first colonoscopy) expletives interspersed with my name exhibiting master card shark cunning never forgiving nor forgetting how we happened to be broke nearly the entire coup d’état of marriage – reaching cheeky tush pinching catatonic state dien rapport, this generic guy saved from premature death viz ace sing examination positive outcome tantamount with flying colors – at least now, our two grown darling daughters can (in Scooby dooby doo doo time), perhaps if/when they beget their own children witness longevity courtesy of exemplary doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich, and/or Larry Borowsky, whose honed trained hands and eyes adept to scout out and ticket suspicious cellular demons, aim of innocuous microbes to destroy e pluribus unum alone!