Ass Poems - Poems about Ass

...Green Trees Don’t Make It Everyday I look out and see The ugly green trees Standing guard in front of my house. And I think to myself Who owns the trees? And what do they think of us?......Read the rest...

... I first flowers open, seasons begin ! : bloom before doom as always Rajasthani breeze sweet and scentful fanning out to the sunset : a caress ! across the ripeness of ap......Read the rest...

...It wasn't all that long ago when covid choked the world with it's grasp. People became anxious, some belligerent, when asked to merely mask. While others stock piled toilet paper to wipe their s......Read the rest...

...Hop onboard overthinkers A warm Welcome aboard the overthinker to all our guests, Especially Mr insomnia, and Mrs overthinker, both frequent flyers and our VIP guests I'll be your minds captain......Read the rest...

... There are words that I’m slow to say, Bound inside and kept away, so My tempered tongue I won’t betray. Without much thought an ass will bray; Many with their jawbone slay, so There are word......Read the rest...

... I led the stubborn horse to water Couldn't make him drink as he oughta I swore and I cursed When he died of thirst Shoulda traded him for one smarter I buried the horse and bought a ......Read the rest...

...Had I been thinking fast, gladly would I put this person in my past. He is not worth the time it takes to whoop his ass. I don’t mean to make a fuss. But he makes me want to cuss. And ......Read the rest...

...Like a bagel with no hole Like a flag without a pole Like a singer with no soul Like a furnace with no coal Like a gangster with no moll Like a quest without a goal Like a bell that cannot to......Read the rest...

...I guess the question begs for an answer, at what age does our life start to plummet? When do all of those eager years of youth, reach the peak and fall over the summit? I wonder how old do we h......Read the rest...

... if'n ya can't keep smiling hern fervently 'til lips her glimmer ......Read the rest...

...Easter as interpreted by one... rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted, and rebuked courtesy one ill shod Unitarian atheist, who means NOT to affect any sacrilegious fallout nor offend devo......Read the rest...

...Matthew 21:2-7 King James Version 2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. Re......Read the rest...

... pillars of creation obscured by darkness an evolution of mass stellar nurseries hydrogen helium gas ......Read the rest...

...I have brought forth humans From the milky goo of men Through a door less than 4 inches wide I am one tough I must confide I carry them I care for them I cry for them I console them I a......Read the rest...

...False Friend. Your bull smeared on crystal glass Comes out of your mouth, out of your ass Your high society, hold your pinky high You found the gutter, reaching for the sky Condescending, pa......Read the rest...