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Wacker Poems - Poems about Wacker


July first two thousand and twenty five

...July first two thousand and twenty five...
signals the eighth year we lived
at our present location,
where fringe benefits (a plug) for perks
living at 2 highland manor drive.

Expanse of green...
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Categories: wacker, adventure, america, anniversary, appreciation,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberThe Rush

...A cloud clog of the city that keeps cars 
at bay waiting fir the car in the front 
to speed fast just to meet you at the light
the loop sends thoughts of madness that
lurks through the Dan Ryan o...
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Categories: wacker, allah,
Form: Naat



Premium MemberI Want To Be a Nutcracker

..."I want to be a nutcracker!"
Came my announcement one day.
I won't need the strength of a linebacker
to make my chosen profession pay.

"I want to be a nutcracker!"
Grasping them tight ...
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Categories: wacker, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Fringe Benefits a Plug For Perks Yo Man Living At 2 Highland Manor Drive

...Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive

Expanse of green acres draped
like a petticoat when ye arrive
birds of a feather flock together
and bees gather coll...
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Categories: wacker, adventure, age, america, animal,
Form: Rhyme

Impossible Mission To Sleep On Opposite Side of Marital Bed

...Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...

Oddly enough even 
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping 
cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls
some resemb...
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Categories: wacker, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme



Commendable Inspection Outcome June 13th, 2023

...Commendable inspection outcome June 13th, 2023

Schwenksville scribe set himself task
re: expresses glad tiding
forthwith for public views
in consonant with figurative
elbow grease did use
yie...
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Categories: wacker, 6th grade, adventure, angel,
Form: Rhyme

The Missus Upstages Grosse and Quade At Unit B44

...The missus upstages Grosse and Quade at unit b44...
for upcoming June 2023 inspection/violation.

Countdown triggers nails
bitten down to quick
geesh if only Mary Poppins
could pull off cheap t...
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Categories: wacker, america, anger, anxiety, business,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThe Saga of Mitchbogin and Sillyah

...Mitchboggin and Sillyah were best beasties for three years,
until Mitchboggin thought it would be okay, humorous even,
To make fun of orange-stomached elves,
much like some ignorants make fun of s...
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Categories: wacker, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Little Boy's Day Out

...Wacker doo, wacker doo,
I discovered something new,
Giraffes are so very tall,
Crocs on land have to crawl,
It's such fun at Sydney Zoo....
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Categories: wacker, children, funny, boy,
Form: Limerick

Remembering....Ron

...Each of us has a unique set of memories when we think of someone.  Each of us has our 
own "piece" of him that we take through life.  These few are just some of the memories I 
keep as treasures of...
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Categories: wacker, brother, death, dedication, family,
Form: Blank verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry