Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Vi
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI
On the Horns of a Dilemma (I)
by Michael R. Burch
Love has become preposterous
for the over-endowed rhinoceros:
when he meets the right miss
how the hell c...
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Categories:
vag, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Free verse
In Both Ways
...Vag inas are for men
and not that bad
Respect goes both ways
and meant to add
So how is your possession
gonna help you now
When women are forever
and men for wow
That all of your ambitio...
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Categories:
vag, analogy, appreciation, beauty, blessing,
Form: Quatrain
If You Were God
...Someone asked "If you were god what would you do differently?"
I knew instantly what I'd do.
I'd make people stretchier so they could be short or tall as the mood strikes. Women could pull thei...
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Categories:
vag, allah, god, humor, imagination,
Form: Prose
Billy
...Little Billy was a designer
Known worldwide and even wider,
All the way from here to China.
Little did the people know
Little Billy had a vag*na.
Little Billy sold millions
and billions of go...
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Categories:
vag, gender,
Form: Rhyme
Categories:
vag, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
You Smell Like a Dirty Vag
...I hate you so much
You smell like a dirty vag,
Day old fish and all...
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Categories:
vag, funny, hate,
Form: Haiku
Stupid Bathroom Bill
...Apparently it’s a p**is that makes a man these days
Never mind the testosterone that fuels an angry craze
A testosterone filled vag**a made of real human flesh
Seems way better than an e...
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Categories:
vag, abuse, conflict, confusion, discrimination,
Form: Burlesque
In Praise of My Friend Death
...Dear Friend (Death)
How oft`n have we shared a crust of bread
And wet our throats in tears
When both we met to wine a boat
Into waters deep.
And yet I fear you not
For sure as a rising s...
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Categories:
vag, death,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Heaven's On Earth
...The world was a new and a fearful place
for all was mystery from land to sea
of salvation there was no need, no trace
and many say there was but, he and she.
Then Om sounded, the Word was God to ...
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Categories:
vag, devotion, faith, history, inspirational,
Form: Dizain