Vag Poems - Poems about Vag

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI On the Horns of a Dilemma (I) by Michael R. Burch Love has become preposterous for the over-endowed rhinoceros: when he meets the right miss how the hell c......Read the rest...

...or The Sexual Vulnerability of the Seventy-year-old Hip "The greater the sexual risk at ninety, the greater the sexual risk at ninety." -- an antic Realist antique * * * In b......Read the rest...

..."Prior to plopping into the vast waste pipe, countless first grind up." -- the scraps of flesh on the scraped plate * * * Oh, dear, I fear the blade in the disposal ate my thumb -......Read the rest...

...Vag inas are for men and not that bad Respect goes both ways and meant to add So how is your possession gonna help you now When women are forever and men for wow That all of your ambitio......Read the rest...

...Someone asked "If you were god what would you do differently?" I knew instantly what I'd do. I'd make people stretchier so they could be short or tall as the mood strikes. Women could pull thei......Read the rest...

...Little Billy was a designer Known worldwide and even wider, All the way from here to China. Little did the people know Little Billy had a vag*na. Little Billy sold millions and billions of go......Read the rest...

...Humongous Vag-in-al Fungus......Read the rest...

...I hate you so much You smell like a dirty vag, Day old fish and all......Read the rest...

...Apparently it’s a p**is that makes a man these days Never mind the testosterone that fuels an angry craze A testosterone filled vag**a made of real human flesh Seems way better than an e......Read the rest...

...Dear Friend (Death) How oft`n have we shared a crust of bread And wet our throats in tears When both we met to wine a boat Into waters deep. And yet I fear you not For sure as a rising s......Read the rest...

...The world was a new and a fearful place for all was mystery from land to sea of salvation there was no need, no trace and many say there was but, he and she. Then Om sounded, the Word was God to ......Read the rest...