WARNING THIS POEM CONTAINS TOILET HUMOUR
A poet, that's me I'm called Jan
Was NEVER a poetry fan
Now two books bear my name
Not for fortune or fame
I'll pen poop whenever I can!
If ever I am stuck for words
I resort to write about turds
Brown things that you poo
When you're sat on the loo
Poop poetry's not just for nerds!
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toilet humour, humorous, me, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes - new book
Loo humour it is my forte
Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day
I’ve finished next book
Will you dare to look
It’s naughty – that’s all I will say!
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toilet humour, books, humorous, writing,
Form: Limerick
Toilet Humour
Russians are clumsy, a fact that's well known
Mistook a lone beach for the battle zone
Odessa was out of reach
So hit a loo on the beach
I hope there was no one sat on the throne...
Written on 22 May 2022
The bungling Russian navy fired a $5 million dollar misslle at Odessa claiming to hit a
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Categories:
toilet humour, humor,
Form: Limerick
In Which Boris Takes Pmqs In the Toilet At Downing Street
It's nearly time for PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog
With one of my enormous poos
It's nearly time for PMQ's
It's hard to verbally abuse
The opposition when your log
Is staring at you. PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog
© Gail Foster 18th November 2020
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Categories:
toilet humour, angst, celebrity, england, natural
Form: Triolet
If You Visit Our Throne Room - Toilet Humour
When gentlemen stand up to pee
I wish that they’d consider me
cos I always sit down
In OUR room with no crown
I’m 'hopping' mad as you can see!
(In the UK the throne is another word for the toilet)
Poet's notes ... We had workmen in our house today and they never once put the
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Categories:
toilet humour, house, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Disgusting Toilet Humour
Ever been in a Public or Club Toilet
And read the Graffiti on the Wall's
So many Numbers to Ring
Providing such a rich variety of thing's
For a good time and personal pleaure
Finished shook , paused
And thought maybe just maybe after few more Shots and Jaeger Bombs
It would be a bit of a laugh to give
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Categories:
toilet humour, funny,
Form: Free verse
Toilet Humour Number 2
A poetry club challenge of the month poem!
Now some come here to sit and think
And some come here to pooh and stink
but i come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls
For many years I've known this rhyme
And it has stood the test of time
unlike so many public lavs
no longer shown on
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Categories:
toilet humour, silly,
Form: Free verse
Every Day Love
You want me to push, you want me to strain,
You want me to give you my all,
You want me to focus all my attention,
No matter how big or how small,
You turn out to be at the end of the day,
Your size is no measure of pride,
Rather it’s the fight that was had
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Categories:
toilet humour, funny, humor, humorous, loss,
Form: Personification