Stooge Poems

Mister Right

...I’ve been called Mister Scrooge!
I’ve been called the fourth stooge!
But I will not give up the fight
Until somebody calls me Mister Right...

I’ve been battered, I’ve been bruised!
It’s been s...

how fast can the stooge tattle

...the boss has a stooge
we give him incorrect facts
betting on his speed...

Pie-in-the-sky

...Sward of Democrats was hangin' mo' Ike a Dewey pi
Justice Stooge an too others, Supreme an Di
Invikings to Prez Ball tis no brainer who'll bee Oval sitter, Xi?
She be wearin' her Party dress tis k...

Peace, Full

...


                    
                    The silence can seem cold and detached, 
              like a balloon or bubble in space.
          An Avatar with no face.
                But also...

Not Every Hugh Is Huge

...Not every hugh is huge

Five special minutes with Horace Hugh
And what I picked from the short stay huge:
Not all the blokes who bear Hugh are huge,
Sometimes the name like a subterfuge.

Unde...

The Stooge and the Vixen - In Trumps Own Words

...Bragg's just an ass, a poor leftist stooge
Bought for in full by the Soros machine,
Why target me when he knows he will lose
His obvious intentions malicious and mean.

As to that Stormy, a vixe...

Pishposh Hodgepodge

...The truest of the truthful dukes who chooses to amuse the fuse of the groove to let loose /
So soon a bloom that is to loom over any gloom /
Forget bigots they’ll never get big like shots or lots /...

Stooge

...A choice to die wearing jacket:
Creamy ones he’d paid for packet.
The mad man had bought a racket
After seeing one at the market.
His boss to him like an ice cream,
Poor wages for decades nice d...

Merry Christmas, Mr Scrooge

...He scoffs at our joyful noise
The good spirits we invoke,
As he passes by with grim poise
Thinking this holiday is a joke

Still, we make the time brighter
We go about in a cheery stance,
Maki...

Watching the Detective

...Here he comes
That little man
Nattily dressed
Spick and span

His funny accent
A dead giveaway
He won't get me
No, not today! 

He's clever though
But not more than I 
He does not know
H...

Solutionist

...
SOLUTIONIST:
This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES... 
VERSE 1:
Drenched soul placed on a bench,
Avengers revenging not ready to repent;
Edge of grudges they always entrench,
Dreading of fate, that's...

Thank-You Fbi - In Trumps Own Words

...They did it they really did it,
Can you believe it, can it be true;
My folks are angry, their passions lit
One voice united, this act the glue.

Little they know the hornets’ nest
They've now u...

Curly and Shemp

...*Image of Presentation on Three Stooges by Coshocton Tribune.

Curly and Shemp

*Jerome Lester Horwitz,
often dimmer than your wits,
famously known as Curly Howard, one of the three...

Long Odds

.... for public domain

Under a lamppost near a street corner,
well after sunset, flipping a quarter,
waiting the glimmer, a faint window light,
across the dark street and up just a flight,

he p...

Hide Or Get a Bride

...
Shemp Howard has a special problem today.
He receives an inheritance from his Uncle Caleb who passed away.
One condition exists that does not seem too funny:
Shemp must prove he's marrie...

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