The Agitator
The egg said to the bacon
“What is wrong with you?”
“You arrive with such a fuss and a splatter”
“All the eggs are wondering just what could be the matter?”
The Bacon replied with a sigh
“What is wrong with you?
“You lie there, serenely, with no fuss nor hint of a splatter”
“All the bacon is confused about why
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Categories:
splatter, allegory, character, conflict, courage,
Form: Rhyme
Square Dance Patter Splatter - crude
For yer supper, vindaloo,
hop to the music doing a poo,
toilets are crowded, yer tummy is mush,
bang the doors and plead with 'em, 'Rush.'
Drop yer pants and let it go,
paper's all gone (but yet you don't know),
fearing the soap is now missing too, yes?
Well, jus' saying...You're in a mess!
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Categories:
splatter, dance,
Form: Lyric
Blood Splatter
Closed off halls of my heart,
how locks long to open;
I know they are starving
fueled by foolish half smiles;
Is it worth believing?
Closed off halls of my heart,
barricaded so tight
ignoring every need;
Ridden with painful shots,
arrows will always bleed;
Closed off halls of my heart,
a sure hand ran me through;
Broke them into pieces;
I’m fearful of the pain
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Categories:
splatter, emotions, feelings, love,
Form: Monchielle Stanza
Ink Splatter
My only way to tell your Poem
is to tell you mine
I read alot of poetry...
from time to time,
Some I find confusing, four letter words
you shouldn't be using...
instead YOU do contrive words
which do not rhyme or don't belong
like "dust upon my broken-legged desk
abandoned for so long"...
when spell-check is unused,
sharpness, sloppiness do not amuse
even an occasional ink
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Categories:
splatter, analogy,
Form: Free verse
Uncle Datter Wanted a Splatter
platter fell out of cupboard with a loud clatter
mrs mczatter nearly ceased her weird chatter
my uncle datter stopped eating his chocolate cake batter
grandma slatter asked me "what is the matter?"
Platter was metal, so it did not break or shatter
mrs mczatter resumed her incessant pratter
natter and tatter argued who had to pick up the platter
datter wished
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Categories:
splatter, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
My Own Scented Splatter
Book on lap, propped open...
ears plugged, feel the gyrations!
hark to the beat, the beep!~ follow the
bouncing ball dazzling screen –
I seek to wring my mind, hang-out
in sunlight for drying. I seek to detach collar,
for leash-less fly -- desiring to lead, cease being
a sightless led eye –
feeling need to mark territory
with
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Categories:
splatter, birth, confidence, courage, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Splat Splatter
Your red light betters consider you a black bug
on the windshield of life
That freedom flight of fancy smushed condition,
it don’t spotted glass much matter
Just another ghetto pest
that didn’t pass the police car
collision course tute test
Listen to the blue siren chatter,
dead air channel static
Broken wing green dreams start to fade to black,
as the fluttering pulse
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Categories:
splatter, dark, death, perspective, truth,
Form: Elegy
Splatter
Seen through Gia’s arch
A breastfeeding accident
Splatter night’s ceiling
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Categories:
splatter, allegory, nature
Form: Haiku
Peach Splatter
Please take me to the hospital
My innards are coming out by the handfuls
The dog has chewed my brains
I can't think clearly
Wash me, or recover me soon!
I look a mess, don't let anyone see me like this!!
Please clean out from under me
A rare bacteria has begun to grow down there!
Who let the little monster color
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Categories:
splatter, funnyme, me,
Form: Light Verse