Short Resembled Poems

I looked upon my ancestree and all the branches I could see resembled someone else than me, so tell me how I came to be....

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None understood his witticism
They resembled horror tales
He couldn't contain criticism
Fumbled with desolate details...

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White clouds resembled
A face yet unknown for her
Daydreams cloud the mind
Forgetting to stay in ground
Until a sweet voice was heard...

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There was a young man named Randall
Who's willy resembled a candle
Just last night
His wife set it alight
And now it's too hot too handle!...

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My door dash resembled a tool
I tried to fix it but that wasn’t cool
It was a different mode
With a bilateral code
So, I stood there looking like a fool...

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He stole a new dress from a shop
And wig that was like an old mop,
As his make up was bad,
He resembled the mad -
This ‘miss’ was a bit of a flop.

For Susan's contest...

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I've a beautiful 
girlfriend named 
Made.
She is keeping her 
beauty unfade.
On a day she woke 
up
and applied her 
make up.
She resembled a 
Korean's 
marquirade...

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Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a handsome marine
Got married, had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes...

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Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a  handsome marine
Got married, had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes...

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Mission's bold facade resembled
Latin temple quakes have trembled.
Fine facade was reassembled.
Use new priests grant.
Native singers great assembled.
Praise songs they chant....

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Creation of Pollutation

Pollutants are responsible for creation,
Of varieties as well as  each mutation,
Assembled,
Resembled,
Combing both and having pollutation.

Jim Horn...

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Among all the ordinary ladies on that dance floor:
you resembled the softest rose in full bloom with glowing charm...
you ignored every tall, handsome guy who winked: you chose me!...

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Woke up with a look of terror on my face
Dreamt I was an alien from deep outer space
With big oval eyes
Small body in size
With a complexion that resembled mayonnaise...

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I once knew a woman from Paducah
Who inhaled from a large Turkish hookah,
Frequently she would faint,
Refined lady she ain't
In fact, she resembled Joe Palooka.

written June 22, 2021...

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Once knew this nasty lady named Matilda
Her features resembled that of a gorilla
Not a nice personality
Was known for brutality
Pushed li'l old ladies down just for the thrilla...

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Got haircut today, like a whole new man
Resembled a bushman, people stared then ran
Considered me dangerous
Coz of my strangeness
But still gentle as a lamb, not a scary bushman...

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Insecurity and Impurity

A big problem to me has been insecurity;
Had resembled and become an impurity;
Tell tale signs,
Of others designs,
And much the result of more immatruity.

James Horn...

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Help From Above!


there once was a Man from Rangoon
who gorged 'till he he resembled a balloon
between bites he did spy
his personal trainer from the sky
with results-  made the ladies swoon!...

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Seemed like a fantastic day till I got out of bed
Deteriorated to the point it resembled moldy bread
Not a good analogy
Better than snotty
That reminds me of The Donald quite honestly instead...

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Knew a nasty lady named Matilda
Her features resembled that of a gorilla
Not a nice personality
Was known for brutality
Pushed li'l old ladies down just for the thrilla


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Woke up with a look of terror on my face
Dreamt I was an alien from deep outer space
With big oval eyes
A body small in size
With a complexion that resembled Kraft Mayonnaise


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a handsome marine
Got married had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes

(All in fun sweet lady)

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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One
Eventually
Becomes two

After first
I became
the same
you know who

First must 
have fell
I came running
when you yelled

You told me
number two
resembled first
took me a second
then I realized
second was worse...

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She didn't look me in the eyes
As she said "I'll find a larger size".
It soon was very plain to see
This bikini was not meant for me.
It resembled one of Daddy's ties.



For Battle of Bulge contest won 2nd place in Battle of the Bulge contest...

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When BoJo and Donald first met
Donald treated BoJo as his pet
They resembled daft twins
Both with fixed smarmy grins
It’s a moment I will not forget

*BoJo is short for Boris Johnson the new British Prime Minister

8/8/19...

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