Short Picky Poems

Batter bitter birdie's bum
Fry the fritter for the chum
Peter's picky peaky tum
Tummy crummy dummy dum-dum...

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There was indeed a Georgia peach
Who took a licking from a leech
As nudists do
They found a few
Picky crabs all over the beach!...

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Picky, Tricky and Sticky

You were so picky
Wrapping up gifts was tricky
Use nothing sticky.

Jim Horn

My Gift wrapping haiku....

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A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a hickey...

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Nobody knows why or when it began
Burger's and Fries only for Peter Pan 
Guess you would say
Since he's that way
Picky Peter Pan was a fast food fan!...

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The two giraffes lean over and lick.
Well, this is not the dinner we pick.
How about chocolate cake?
It is easy to make.
You make it with leaves, dirt, and a stick!...

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The preacher's daughter picky Vicky

Went out one night with icky Ricky

Both her parents got mad

But it wasn't that bad

She came home with a sticky hickey



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Wildlife 50 

A salty sea-lion called Nicky,
Had flippers all snotty and sticky,
Her friend Helen-Rose,
Said "Please blow your nose!"
"And then you won't be quite so picky!"...

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being fed rubbish

remember there is no spoon





                                                                                     it's all in your head






5/29/18...

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Wit knows fancy
Easy, breezy


Work owns plenty
Hurry, worry


Feel touch easy
Fancy, plenty


Play pokes feisty
Picky, funny




Leon Enriquez
18 March 2019
Singapore...

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DELL THE FARMER

Once lived a farmer named Dell Doohickey.
Not hungry to learn, manners are sticky.
Sorry he ain’t.
Say please, he cain’t.
He would eat his words if not so picky.

8/13/2017...

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There once was a lady named Vickie,
Whose eating habits were quite picky.
She preferred her sweet treats,
To vegetables and meats,
Saying, "Healthy foods are just too icky!"

11/4/13
(based on a true story)...

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Giddy 
    Kiddie

    Purdy
    Birdie

    Funky
    Monkey

    Lucky
    Duckie  

    Picky
    Chicky  

    Loggy 
    Froggy

    Wiggy
    Piggy
 
    Squirmy 
    Wormy

    Tidy
    Spidy

    Lucy
    Goosy

    Lovey
    Dovey...

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    Time is reality
    A deck of cards
    with a joker
    Coincidences
    does make a difference

    Draw the ace
    don't be picky
    Steady steps
    mechanically driven
 
    Time, a macabre prank
    sinks deep
    The night train maintains its route...

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I set my standards high,
Because, I've had the lowest 
Of the lows.
Distrust, anger, and abuse,
That I was forced to tolerate.
There was no way out for me back then,
But now I can decide.
Some say I am too picky,
But it's hard to find the middle
When you've started, from the bottom....

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A hungry cat
    might pick at a rat
  But she'd prefer to
    feast on a fish

  Whereas a dog
    refuses 'puppy chow'
  If he espies
    some meat on a bone

  As for me, I'm not picky
    I'll eat what's put on my plate
  As long as it's still edible ~
    to Heaven I don't want to be late...

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Ticky Bicky Boo
Licky Mickey Moo
I'm in love with you
Little Tsuki Tsu.

Chicky Dicky Doo
Ricky Nicky Nu
Close your lips with glue
Kiss a kangaroo.

Tricky Picky Poo
Quicky Hicky Hoo
I'll practice Wu Shu
By a shady yew.

Wicky Kicky Ku
Yucky Sticky Stew
Visiting the zoo
Painting chickens blue....

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Drowsy dreamy daze
Comfort charming craze


Lazy lifting lines
Fuzzy feelings fine


Touchy troubles test
Fiery fleeting fest


Blindly blaming blind
Stumbling seeker signs


Lazy laughter loud
Picky plunders proud


Moaning moments mull
Dazzle dances dull




Leon Enriquez
12 May 2016
Singapore...

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There once was a picky young troll,
Who fussed over his supper bowl.
He loved human meat,
But disliked the feet
That came off of salty soled souls.

Until one day, he was cajoled
By an ogre out on a stroll.
Who said, “With some heat,
Those feet become sweet.”
Thus our troll was sold on soul’s soles.


For sweet and salty contest...

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Eat shrooms til everythings pretty, pop molls til your caring and witty.
Smoke trees til your chill as the breeze, and drink to forget what you need.
Do all the trippys to think like the hippie, make sure your an expert and not be so picky.
Just let me know when your drug trip is over, so I can tell you how you are when your sober...

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Back in the day
he used to do any job for good pay.
That was before the abortion clinic.
Then he knew
there was some s..t he would not do.
He got picky,
though getting himself fired was his 
most masterly skill.
Occasionally 
he would make a little shady money,
however any work was cleaner
then bundling up dead baby parts....

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Sweet secret solace strange
Rich ripples reaping range


Moist misty mellow mind
Feed feisty fragrant finds


Nice noisy nimble near
Spread succinct sanguine spear


Use umpteen ugly urge
Prize picky playful purge


Lift lazy luring lease
Taste trying tempting tease




Leon Enriquez
17 September 2017
Singapore...

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coffee
It's bitter.
PepsiCola
Too Sweet
Diet Cola
Terrible After Taste
Lemonade
It depends on who makes it
Sweet tea
Yuk.
Regular tea
Only when it's hot,
and I am picky
about the brand
Alcoholic beverages
Watch me throw up
Okay water it is
Smooth, cold, crisp
clean water
But out of the tap please
No bottled junk for me....

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Rare regal Monarch;
The flight of the butterfly,
roaring spectacle;

Upon your shoulder 
follow the path you are on;
Orange and black guide;

Picky with their source;
Do heed all of their wisdom 
if they’re drawn to you;

Matching the sunset,
tangerine elevation
dancing on the wind;

A storm surging overhead,
one final transformation....

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Easy floats breezy
Crudely taints comely


Blindly knows vainly
Moody fakes jazzy


Folly feels jolly
Picky pokes messy


Silly slots pouty
Loudly drums petty


Empty words plenty
Greedy falls madly


Calmly woos happy
Sporty knows sexy


Pretty prompts sweetly
Happy charms wisely



Leon Enriquez
12 April 2017
Singapore...

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