Short Booty Poems

A treasure trove of pirate booty...

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Stop and stare
She gave them the check
men gawk at her derriere...

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Pirates lifelong dream 
stealing booty from others 
on the roaring sea...

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show off your booty
shake it up and walk in style
new red high heel boots...

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Listen to poem:

the rook took the pawn
just before the pawn was queened
toppled pawn booty...

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DANCIN"
   
 
    Booty
       Slappin'


For "A FOOTLE RETROSPECTIVE" contest by Brian Strand....

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Crush, kill and destroy
We must sack
The walls of troy
Booty for brave men, and
I, the greater love of Helen...

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they like to shake
they make you awake
on the floor
watch them go
there from dillerence
of the world
BOOTY GIRLS...

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you look and get hook
on that on that suff
its all lust
pleasure is a must
theyer all ove r world
BIG BOOTY GIRLS...

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tonight turn off he light
theyer wearing skin tights
as the light blink
going to be kink
as they prance
its a
BIG BOOTY...

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Henry David Thoreau
Spent two years in a one room chateau 
Went to the pond to dip his booty
No dice – lifeguards off-duty...

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on the floor
watch them got
they bump and hump
the booty thumps
there lips lump and pump
as they be prancer
BIG BOOTY GRIL
DANCER...

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we love to stump
jump and booty hump
our sound
is surround get down
some or funky soul
but gold singer
we are
DISCO BANGER...

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she love to show
everywhere she go
she know
that she is stack
got it all on the back
and love to toot it
GRAND MAMA BIG BOOTY...

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tell you
this what i do
stand on the corner
sometime a lonener
watch big butts
some i won't touch
i demand it
AM A 
BOOTY BANDED...

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a baby bootie
ecstatically clings to her
clear garrison cap —
the navy does not issue
children in sailor’s seabag

3/6/2020...

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it was a some fun
the dance run
some had big  butt
you won't to touch
it made me bake like hot cake
watch them toot  it
 AND
SHAKE THERE BOOTY...

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if its  big its like a fig
it shakes make you bake
and won't touch
its does so much
you won't touchsome or real cutes
with  that
DANCEING BOOTY...

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it  a  feeling get you reeling
can't get it at home
than pick up the phone
or read the sign
go on line
it all to ball
its the
BOOTY CALL...

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I was a miserable case
For treasure there wasn't a trace
It made me quite moody
'Til she showed me her booty
Now there's a smile on my face...

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I once knew a lady named Judy.
Who was constantly moody.
She then took a chance.
And learned how to dance.
She now happily shakes her booty....

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Twinkle twinkle little cutie. 
Off to bed, or I'll bust your booty. 
How I wonder what your dreaming.
Awh peace and quiet. 
No more screaming....

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This one is for Jan-i-kowski
Kicks it so hard goes kapowski
When the Raiders attack
In the silver and black
We will rob all your booty and trouskies...

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some have hips 
that dip
some have very sweet lip
some pop  whip
and do this
they twist
these lady excist
i know a girl name
sade
i call her the
BIG BOOTY LADY...

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There was a young man named Rudy.
He prowled bars, looking for booty.

What he thought was a girl,
turned out to be Earl.

But the black eye he got was a beauty!!.....

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