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Rumpy Poems - Poems about Rumpy


A Grouchy and Grumpy Husband
...My husband is really grouchy and grumpy Only comes alive when we have rumpy pumpy Watches football on TV with beer in hand Offside rule is something I don't understand My husband's interest ......

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Categories: rumpy, age, gender, husband,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Good Neighbors Bawdy Limerick
...Ted’s frigid wife was fat and dumpy - he never got his rumpy pumpy Ted took his neighbor Faye for a roll in the hay his livid wife wasn’t half grumpy! 5/18/19 9,9,6,6,9...

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Categories: rumpy, humorous, husband, lust, relationship,
Form: Limerick



The Hangover
...The Hangover Some people get them others dont Many say they they wont Never get one if they drink water Before the bed and the laughter Many wake with heads a thumping Many wake with a ......

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Categories: rumpy, drink, sad,
Form: Blank verse
Lumpy Rumpy and the Rotten Egg Gas
...Lumpy Rumpy, now a high school lad, I'm afraid is still acting very bad, In his school laboratory he did amass, Some stinking, self-made, rotten egg gas. He corked it up in a chemistry vial, T......

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Categories: rumpy, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Lumpy Rumpy
...Lumpy Rumpy, a rather large lad, Had a reputation for being so bad, He rolled a mega barrel down the hill, Full of dead fish and the content spill. The reeking aroma made people sad, With pegs......

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Categories: rumpy, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme



Among the Mango Groves
...Among the mango groves Rain falls in rallies, waterbeads The gust of wind gather treasure-troves ......

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Categories: rumpy, water,
Form: Quintain (English)
Pumpkin Pulp
...Pumpkin Pulp a hunger real. Toothless meal a vomit fill. Rumpy flesh to hold the meal. Tasty strands of flavour seal. Pits of seeds for spitting out. White tidbits all hard and stout. Strands......

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Categories: rumpy, autumn, culture, food, halloween,
Form: Quatrain
Ohhh-De To Be a Gooner
...Well done Arsenal, we DID secure fourth place In Europe's elite we've saved some face Though we sold our rivals the title race With that sweet spot on van pursy's lace We left it late, but what a ru......

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Categories: rumpy, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Seven Dwarfs
...~Seven Dwarfs~ (limerick sequence)* There once was a dwarf named Doc, Who saw patients around the clock. He hadn’t gone to medical school, Yet his patients he could easily fool, For his meds ......

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Categories: rumpy, funny
Form: Limerick

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