Rumpy Poems

A Grouchy and Grumpy Husband

...My husband is really grouchy and grumpy 
Only comes alive when we have rumpy pumpy
Watches football on TV with beer in hand 
Offside rule is something I don't understand 

My husband's interest ...

Categories: rumpy, age, gender, husband,
Form: Rhyme

Good Neighbors Bawdy Limerick

...Ted’s frigid wife was fat and dumpy -
he never got his rumpy pumpy
Ted took his neighbor Faye
for a roll in the hay
his livid wife wasn’t half grumpy!


5/18/19

9,9,6,6,9

Categories: rumpy, humorous, husband, lust, relationship,
Form: Limerick

The Hangover

...The Hangover

	Some people get them others dont
Many say they they wont
Never get one if they drink water
Before the bed and the laughter

Many wake with heads a thumping
Many wake with a ...

Categories: rumpy, drink, sad,
Form: Blank verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Lumpy Rumpy and the Rotten Egg Gas

...Lumpy Rumpy, now a high school lad,
I'm afraid is still acting very bad,
In his school laboratory he did amass,
Some stinking, self-made, rotten egg gas.

He corked it up in a chemistry vial,
T...

Categories: rumpy, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Lumpy Rumpy

...Lumpy Rumpy, a rather large lad,
Had a reputation for being so bad,
He rolled a mega barrel down the hill,
Full of dead fish and the content spill.

The reeking aroma made people sad,
With pegs...

Categories: rumpy, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Among the Mango Groves

...Among the mango groves
                                      Rain falls in rallies, waterbeads
                               The gust of wind gather treasure-troves
                              ...

Categories: rumpy, water,
Form: Quintain (English)

Pumpkin Pulp

...Pumpkin Pulp a hunger real.
Toothless meal a vomit fill.
Rumpy flesh to hold the meal.
Tasty strands of flavour seal.

Pits of seeds for spitting out.
White tidbits all hard and stout.
Strands...

Categories: rumpy, autumn, culture, food, halloween,
Form: Quatrain

Ohhh-De To Be a Gooner

...Well done Arsenal, we DID secure fourth place
In Europe's elite we've saved some face
Though we sold our rivals the title race
With that sweet spot on van pursy's lace

We left it late, but what a ru...

Categories: rumpy, sports,
Form: Rhyme

Seven Dwarfs

...~Seven Dwarfs~  (limerick sequence)*

There once was a dwarf named Doc,
Who saw patients around the clock.
He hadn’t gone to medical school,
Yet his patients he could easily fool,
For his meds ...

Categories: rumpy, funny
Form: Limerick