Rum Poems - Poems about Rum

Red Rum Long drive, isolated place. Long miles to get away. Writer's block. New novel in the vortex. Fountains of blood. Snow tunnels, Red Rum. Break through the door. Grab an ax, I’m here. Write a new book. Grab an adult beverage, mood altering drug. Butcher...Read the rest...

21/2cups of flour( self rising) 2 tablespoons of cornstarch 2 whole eggs+ 1 yolk 2 Tablespoons of lemon juice 1 Tablespoon of Gin 1/2 Teaspoon of lemon zest 1 cup of bread crumbs 1 &1/2 cup of buttermilk 1 Tablespoon of cayenne pepper 2...Read the rest...

Whiskey and Rum after the nursery rhyme Coffee and Tea My twin sister and I were drunk, All our money on booze was sunk. She loved whiskey and I loved rum, We robbed the store and had more fun!...Read the rest...

The Cuba Libre, also called rum and coke is favored by many kinds of folk. To its pleasures I succumb and ne’er refrain from! Sip, savor rum. What flavor! I sing and I hum! The taste is just so awesome! I really love this...Read the rest...

Raisin said, “Let’s write a poem, Let’s try to make everything rhyme A Limerick; maybe a sonnet Let’s write it in double quick time?” Rum said, “Let me get us started, I’ll make it an everyday tale And if we write...Read the rest...

I develop into an old monk by drinking an ounce of old monk rum daily...Read the rest...

If you’re a human, a word of advice Don’t leave computers with cats, rats or mice If these share your home but you need to be gone For heavens sake make sure that you’re not logged on. Some creatures...Read the rest...

There’s an old village green where a marquee was seen I don’t do ‘Bah humbug’, don’t want to be mean A little fake snow ain’t a Christmassy scene But the reindeer and Santa Claus might well have been But...Read the rest...

Soon, the sun was lying low, a bright full moon was now on show Santa switched on Walnut’s glow… “Ho Ho Ho and away we go.” Walnut played along and led the team of reindeer and their...Read the rest...

He opened the window in much practiced silence If somebody heard there would likely be violence He’d been here before and endured quite a spat For when he broke in he encountered a cat The cat ran him ragged...Read the rest...

Raisin said, “Rum, I’m beginning to see that there will be times when we cannot agree. Disputes shouldn’t leave us at a complete loss So I think it’s proper that I should be boss.” Rum gave a stare that...Read the rest...

Sneaking into the museum to avoid the sudden rain Raisin said, “I don’t want to get soaked right through again, It was bad enough when that truck through that puddle dashed And you and me - but mainly...Read the rest...

Their human ma and pa were spark out in reclining chairs But Rum and Raisin watched the TV with enraptured stares The western had just ended with the credits rolling past And Raisin said, “That gunslinger was super...Read the rest...

Raisin just stared at the chaos ahead A kitten, confused as she sat there in dread The world has gone mad, all the people have flipped She glared at a window where blood and gore dripped Folk wearing specs...Read the rest...

colourful Flags of the Caribbean Flood Londons streets, Vibrations from the sound systems as they play their reggae beats smells of curry goat, and barbecued jerk chicken Fill the the air, While men and women are whining with...Read the rest...