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Premium Member Rum n Raisin 19 - The Big Cheese
“What is it?” said Raisin. Rum said, “I don’t know, Let’s find us a hill and watch that thing go.” Walnut said, “Hold up; I’ve seen one of these, It looks like a wheel, but it is, in fact, cheese.” “It’s normally cut into portions to sell Whoever mislaid it will be mad as hell.” Rum said, “Are you saying this...

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Categories: rum, cat, dog, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 18 - One Rainy Day
“I’m so very bored,” Raisin said with a frown “Me too,” said Rum, “but with rain pouring down, It’s not like we get to go out for some fun.” Raisin said, “Will this rain ever be done?” Sat on the window sill, tail swinging slow Rum said, “Dear sister, I really don’t know.” Raisin leapt up to sit next to her...

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Categories: rum, cat, dog, weather,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Rum n Raisin 17 - Bird Talk
Rum got to his feet and said, “Let’s go play in the street.” Raisin said, “I’m up for that; some fresh air would be neat.” They were soon outside and heard a sound… FLAP FLAP… THUD… TWEET What a shock it was to find a young bird at their feet A scruffy ball of feathers that could clearly not...

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Categories: rum, bird, cat,
Form: Narrative
Bassoons Drippings
21/2cups of flour( self rising) 2 tablespoons of cornstarch 2 whole eggs+ 1 yolk 2 Tablespoons of lemon juice 1 Tablespoon of Gin 1/2 Teaspoon of lemon zest 1 cup of bread crumbs 1 &1/2 cup of buttermilk 1 Tablespoon of cayenne pepper 2 tablespoon of dried chives 1 Teaspoon of salt 1 Table spoon of dehydrated onion 1 Tablespoon of garlic powder 1 Tablespoon of Paresean...

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Categories: rum, analogy, beautiful, creation, culture,
Form: Ballade
Premium Member Whiskey and Rum
Whiskey and Rum after the nursery rhyme Coffee and Tea My twin sister and I were drunk, All our money on booze was sunk. She loved whiskey and I loved rum, We robbed the store and had more fun!...

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Categories: rum, drink,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Rum
The Cuba Libre, also called rum and coke is favored by many kinds of folk. To its pleasures I succumb and ne’er refrain from! Sip, savor rum. What flavor! I sing and I hum! The taste is just so awesome! I really love this drink, it’s no joke. Its praises I sing to all you gentlefolk! ...

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Categories: rum, drink,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 16 - Rhyme Time
Raisin said, “Let’s write a poem, Let’s try to make everything rhyme A Limerick; maybe a sonnet Let’s write it in double quick time?” Rum said, “Let me get us started, I’ll make it an everyday tale And if we write something artistic An agent might put it on sale. “We will have to keep it in memory For kittens cannot hold a pen And...

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Categories: rum, cat, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Old monk
I develop into an old monk by drinking an ounce of old monk rum daily...

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Categories: rum, 9th grade,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 15 - World Wide Web
If you’re a human, a word of advice Don’t leave computers with cats, rats or mice If these share your home but you need to be gone For heavens sake make sure that you’re not logged on. Some creatures are drawn to the colours on screen Attracted by mixtures of red, blue and green Much can go wrong if your mouse...

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Categories: rum, animal, cat, dog, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 14 Pt 1 - The Flight Before Christmas Pt 1
There’s an old village green where a marquee was seen I don’t do ‘Bah humbug’, don’t want to be mean A little fake snow ain’t a Christmassy scene But the reindeer and Santa Claus might well have been But two little kittens and one manic pup Made those arrangements all go belly up Nothing was planned, you should understand It’s simply that...

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Categories: rum, cat, christmas, dog,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 14 Pt 2 - The Flight Before Christmas Pt 2
Soon, the sun was lying low, a bright full moon was now on show Santa switched on Walnut’s glow… “Ho Ho Ho and away we go.” Walnut played along and led the team of reindeer and their sled A dog that flies has not been bred… YIKES… it seems he’d been misled With nowt but air beneath his feet,...

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Categories: rum, cat, christmas, dog,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Rum N Raisin 13 - Return Of The Robber
He opened the window in much practiced silence If somebody heard there would likely be violence He’d been here before and endured quite a spat For when he broke in he encountered a cat The cat ran him ragged but he never knew That things would get worse because ‘one cat’… was two They’d caught him off guard for he’d come...

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Categories: rum, animal, cat, dog,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 12 - And Walnut Makes Three
Raisin said, “Rum, I’m beginning to see that there will be times when we cannot agree. Disputes shouldn’t leave us at a complete loss So I think it’s proper that I should be boss.” Rum gave a stare that was more of a glare And said, “Hey up, Sister, you hold it right there. Hark at you sitting there, giving it...

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Categories: rum, cat, dog, leadership,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 11 - One Hundred Million Years BC
Sneaking into the museum to avoid the sudden rain Raisin said, “I don’t want to get soaked right through again, It was bad enough when that truck through that puddle dashed And you and me - but mainly me - got well and truly splashed.” Rum said, “Well, we’re indoors now but just look over there That old guy must...

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Categories: rum, adventure, cat, fantasy, time,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member A Rum n Raisin Special - Seeking Milton
Their human ma and pa were spark out in reclining chairs But Rum and Raisin watched the TV with enraptured stares The western had just ended with the credits rolling past And Raisin said, “That gunslinger was super duper fast. “I really liked the way he walked with that unhurried gait, The dust; the sunsets; all those guns and bandits...

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Categories: rum, cat, remember,
Form: Narrative

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