Ribald Poems - Poems about Ribald

An Ice Fishing House, Abandoned, in Need of Repair

...An Ice Fishing House, Abandoned, in Need of Repair

That same shed waits
by the trees.
Waits on its skids
for the lake to freeze,
and the for the creaking 
joints of bickering 
stoop-shoulder...

Castles of yesterday

...I am dawn
rusty like a ribald blade
You stole my castles without release
I didn't have the standard and logo
to catch on today
The Iceman has left the scene
and I count my loss
then thrumpted ...

Argh the bane of daylight savings time November 3rd 2024

...Argh... the bane of daylight savings time – November 3rd 2024

Hour hands clock back
sixty minutes of Autumn
round about same of month
every year, what a bummer,
an inconvenient truth
diverged...

The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

...The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

Apalachee High School,
located in Winder, Georgia
witnessed an active shooter,
whereby the alleged lone gunman
(actually just a t...

Doubting Thomas luxuriates under Dylanesque milkweed

...Doubting Thomas luxuriates under Dylanesque milkweed

made fibrous threads...constituting heavy blanket
(crocheted by the missus)
on a cool Autumn like morning...

to stave off experiencing get...

The Common Poet

...I have conversed with the common man
in warm and well-worn pubs.
I have been a ribald, and a leery lout,
a seducer of barmaids.
I have been common,
the way a city pidgin is common,
its scabbed ...

Daylight Savings Time Ends November 5th 2023 Means

...Daylight Savings Time Ends – November 5th 2023 means...

discombobulated, harried, and lobotomized
state of body, mind, and spirit triage.

Onset of dark shadows signalling edge of night
occurs...

Spring Delight Promise

...I'm a flower; I stand tall and primp for the world to see,
As a blooming princess, I incur both acclaim and glory.

Shaking shyly under a whimsical sky in dull tree stumps, 
Soft melt...

Argh Daylight Savings Time Ends Two Am November 6th 2022

...Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022

Hour hands of o'clock get set back 
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about this same day of November 
every year, wha...

The Corpse of a Hissing Cat

...Black and thin boned,
velvet almost, but also stringy.
Hard to define
the shape of a hissing cat
that was alive and kicking
but now lies dead on my neighbor’s lawn.

I would watch it on summer...

A Omne and Scrappy Find

...Perusing some recently mindless & unlabeled
shelfed works (my recently ancient poems),
benumbed fingers pluck jumbled words;
musings that had much meaning once
but now seem more like
the random ...

Fairies In My Garden

..."There are fairies at the bottom of my garden"...from a song by Noel Coward.


In gardens, glens, and forest glades
That oft great banquet halls resemble,
On a summer's night,
If the moon is br...

Daylight Savings Time March 13th, 2022

...Daylight Savings Time – March 13th,   2022

A long time graduate courtesy 
Hard Knocks alum,
once again yours truly 
posts reasonable rhyme 
about shortest day of the year.

Two o'clock Ante ...

Argh Daylight Savings Time March 13th 2022

...Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022

Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even Count Dracula
would not even bat an eye
nor give me his evil cu...

Morning Glory - Contains Innendo - Bawdy

...The farmer’s cock rises each morning
It signals a new day is dawning
His wife ignores him in bed
Says she’s got a bad head
Perhaps she requires pre-warning

NB I BREAK NO RULES P...

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