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Funny Relationship Poems

These Funny Relationship poems are examples of Relationship poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Relationship Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Octopus and the Gerbil
The octopus sometimes forgets
Its suckers when gerbils it pets.
It sticks to its arm,
Then falls, to some harm,
Which both of them deeply regrets.
...

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Categories: relationship, animal, caregiving, funny, humor,



Tied Hearts Go Together
Your hands
Etched into the rigid grooves
That line the ages of my face
Go cold
As my blood flows still. 
Frozen in a watery grave.
It's funny
How two souls...

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Categories: relationship, death, emotions, friend, grief,

Premium Member The Stuff They Said To Me
“Uncle Celery, Uncle Celery, is chopping all those veggies,”
my impish nieces and nephew who copycat my voice,
and other hand gestures or mannerisms known to me...

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Categories: relationship, care, cute, fun, funny,

The story of everything
Inspired by Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy. We all move through loss and grief at our own pace and in our own way. 

It's...

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Categories: relationship, emotions, feelings, grief, i

Premium Member The first time you kissed me, it was such a shock
The first time you kissed me, it was such a shock,
I literally saw time stop on the old kitchen clock.
But before you accuse me of...

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Categories: relationship, cute love, funny love,



Premium Member The Sonnet's Lament to the Limerick
O, idle love that flows where meters clash,
Where sense and vigor do not well align;
For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash,
For I, the...

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Categories: relationship, funny, funny love, humor,

Premium Member A Sonnet and Limerick Once Met
A sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
...

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Categories: relationship, analogy, funny, humor, love,

Premium Member My Magical Journey
A Magical Journey Poetry Contest
Constance La France

"When we were hit by the magic wand's spell we suddenly became swans"
Quote by author

I hold three magic rocks,...

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Categories: beauty, crush, fantasy, relationship,

Premium Member Obsession’s Whisper
You're my obsession, and that is true,
A vivid dream painted vividly, got me trippin' in my heart.
Your body, so elegant, stunning, and gracefully in every...

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Categories: relationship, fantasy, funny love, longing,

Premium Member fire and ice romance
Fire and ice
Yin and yang
Not an obvious couple

He was frozen, icy, distant, unapproachable
She was friendly, outgoing, loud, funny.
They got along almost too well

Fire and ice
Yin...

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Categories: relationship,

Premium Member Write On
Write on paper or computer,
my ink will run away.
Thoughts and feelings,
are set on fire to be told.
Maybe true or maybe false,
words will write the tale.

Write...

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Categories: fun, places, poets, relationship,

Premium Member Dorothy and the Lion
Wicked Witch of the West always jealous
Her green skin couldn't be seen near the trellis.
    Cackling at Dorothy, you’re 
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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, relationship,

Premium Member The Answer Machine
Please leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you.

Paul- Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels.
Paul-...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, humor, relationship,

I Do
In a marriage, what is “for life?” or, until death do you part?
Or is it until one cheats, gets sick, loses their job, go to...

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Categories: relationship, change, divorce, husband, love,

Sweet Love
Your love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
...

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Categories: relationship, cute love, funny love,


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