Funny Relationship Poems
These Funny Relationship poems are examples of Relationship poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Relationship Funny poems written by international poets.
The Answer MachinePlease leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you.
Paul- Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels.
Paul-...
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funny, humor, relationship,
I DoIn a marriage, what is “for life?” or, until death do you part?
Or is it until one cheats, gets sick, loses their job, go to...
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Categories:
relationship, change, divorce, husband, love,
Sweet LoveYour love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
...
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Categories:
relationship, cute love, funny love,
Raw Carrots in Lard
Pickles in tea
black beans with cheese
Surely no way to
...
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Categories:
food, funny, relationship, romance,
Dirty Rotten LiesI'm done
with all your
dirty rotten lies
thanks
for the loan
...
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relationship, fun, funny, humanity, humorous,
SIBLING SUPPORT
Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!
In...
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Categories:
relationship, appreciation, blessing, child, christian,
A Lost CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...
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relationship, bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend,
My DonkeyWhen my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
...
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Categories:
relationship, animal, confusion, farewell, food,
FIVE HAIKU1
sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how
2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity
3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage
4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face
5
she wrings her...
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Categories:
beauty, nature, relationship, vanity,
Invincible
exult, newlyweds
you're truly invincible ~
aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...
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funny, marriage, relationship, strength,
Cataclysm: a Hooker StoryDestiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me
Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one & call me incessantly
I met...
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Categories:
relationship, cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,
Duckhe sits on the roof
of the building opposite
I sit on the sofa
glimpsed from the window;
him with his feathers
me with my skin;
themes tune
and blossom...
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relationship, animal, bird, friendship, funny,
A Shade Too FarYou broke my umbrella
with your silly swift kick.
Now you want to shelter
with me, from the rain.
Well its time you faced
the consequences of my disdain
for all...
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Categories:
relationship, lost love,
Lost In Secondlost in second
but remembered
forever
never again
and always
you freely
fully to
me one
to you
nothing
anymore
anyone...
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Categories:
relationship, beautiful, deep, feelings, funny
When Door Has No CurtainA door we meet and expect curtain
“Door, where the Heavens is your Captain?”
Doors should not corners be cutting,
Out the secrets in a room jutting…
When your...
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Categories:
dark, house, perspective, relationship,