Funny Relationship Poems
These Funny Relationship poems are examples of Relationship poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Relationship Funny poems written by international poets.
Our Union Is On Quaky Ground
Our relationship is on shaky ground
We don't kiss each other like before
We don't say hello and goodbye anymore
We give each other the runaround
For the grace
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relationship, cute love, funny love,
The Note in Your Shoes
The wedding venue burnt without flame
the moment we stepped in.
You and I, hand in hand, step by step—
we laughed till our facials started aching,
we danced
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relationship, engagement, funny love, how
I Ain't No Good
I ain’t no good, I don’t do the things I should,
My woman tells me ‘bout it all the time.
What I do wrong, well the list
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relationship, books, education, funny love,
Foothold on the sun
My heart sings as I walk on springs,
With foothold on the sun, unburned.
Your love fills my heart, my soul,
My whole being.
I swim in love –
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relationship, feelings, funny love, love,
The Octopus and the Gerbil
The octopus sometimes forgets
Its suckers when gerbils it pets.
It sticks to its arm,
Then falls, to some harm,
Which both of them deeply regrets.
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relationship, animal, caregiving, funny, humor,
Tied Hearts Go Together
Your hands
Etched into the rigid grooves
That line the ages of my face
Go cold
As my blood flows still.
Frozen in a watery grave.
It's funny
How two souls
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relationship, death, emotions, friend, grief,
The Stuff They Said To Me
“Uncle Celery, Uncle Celery, is chopping all those veggies,”
my impish nieces and nephew who copycat my voice,
and other hand gestures or mannerisms known to me
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relationship, care, cute, fun, funny,
The story of everything
Inspired by Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy. We all move through loss and grief at our own pace and in our own way.
It's
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relationship, emotions, feelings, grief, i
The first time you kissed me, it was such a shock
The first time you kissed me, it was such a shock,
I literally saw time stop on the old kitchen clock.
But before you accuse me of
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relationship, cute love, funny love,
The Sonnet's Lament to the Limerick
O, idle love that flows where meters clash,
Where sense and vigor do not well align;
For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash,
For I, the
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relationship, funny, funny love, humor,
A Sonnet and Limerick Once Met
A sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
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relationship, analogy, funny, humor, love,
My Magical Journey
A Magical Journey Poetry Contest
Constance La France
"When we were hit by the magic wand's spell we suddenly became swans"
Quote by author
I hold three magic rocks,
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beauty, crush, fantasy, relationship,
Obsession’s Whisper
You're my obsession, and that is true,
A vivid dream painted vividly, got me trippin' in my heart.
Your body, so elegant, stunning, and gracefully in every
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relationship, fantasy, funny love, longing,
fire and ice romance
Fire and ice
Yin and yang
Not an obvious couple
He was frozen, icy, distant, unapproachable
She was friendly, outgoing, loud, funny.
They got along almost too well
Fire and ice
Yin
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relationship,
Write On
Write on paper or computer,
my ink will run away.
Thoughts and feelings,
are set on fire to be told.
Maybe true or maybe false,
words will write the tale.
Write
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fun, places, poets, relationship,