Funny Relationship Poems
These Funny Relationship poems are examples of Relationship poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Relationship Funny poems written by international poets.
The Odd Sock
Grandma knitted me and my brother,
he is blue and I am pink.
We fit snug in Sally's shoes,
off to school or to play we go.
Each...
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Categories:
relationship, brother, giggle, girl, grandmother,
Clown ShoesThis limerick is about a clown,
Thought he’d do some shopping in town.
He scared baby boys,
His shoes made such noise.
So shoeless he shopped all around.
...
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Categories:
relationship, baby, children, funny, games,
A Lost CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...
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Categories:
relationship, bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend,
My DonkeyWhen my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
...
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Categories:
relationship, animal, confusion, farewell, food,
UNRELATEDI once knew a trucker unmated
often, he’d become quite frustrated
known to be lazy
flies drove him crazy
their survival skills are underrated
...
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Categories:
relationship, anger, conflict, crazy, funny,
FIVE HAIKU1
sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how
2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity
3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage
4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face
5
she wrings her...
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Categories:
beauty, nature, relationship, vanity,
Invincible
exult, newlyweds
you're truly invincible ~
aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...
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Categories:
funny, marriage, relationship, strength,
Cataclysm: a Hooker StoryDestiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly
I met a...
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Categories:
relationship, cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,
Duckhe sits on the roof
of the building opposite
I sit on the sofa
glimpsed from the window;
him with his feathers
me with my skin;
themes tune
and blossom...
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Categories:
relationship, animal, bird, friendship, funny,
A Shade Too FarYou broke my umbrella
with your silly swift kick.
Now you want to shelter
with me, from the rain.
Well its time you faced
the consequences of my disdain
for all...
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Categories:
relationship, lost love,
Lost In Secondlost in second
but remembered
forever
never again
and always
you freely
fully to
me one
to you
nothing
anymore
anyone...
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Categories:
relationship, beautiful, deep, feelings, funny
When Door Has No CurtainA door we meet and expect curtain
“Door, where the Heavens is your Captain?”
Doors should not corners be cutting,
Out the secrets in a room jutting…
When your...
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Categories:
dark, house, perspective, relationship,
Lewd LouieLewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
got fresh with Margo
who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...
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Categories:
relationship, city, cute, funny, humorous,
The Wrong LeapThe Wrong Leap
The hardest lesson
Has been to get rid of the tension
That you’re no longer at my mention
Well thank God, I got that...
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Categories:
relationship, break up, deep, divorce,
TodayToday,
I love you.
Today,
I hate you.
This week,
I love you,
This week,
I hate you.
Can this go...
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Categories:
hate, humor, love, relationship,