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Funny Relationship Poems

These Funny Relationship poems are examples of Relationship poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Relationship Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Answer Machine
Please leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you.

Paul- Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels.
Paul-...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, humor, relationship,



I Do
In a marriage, what is “for life?” or, until death do you part?
Or is it until one cheats, gets sick, loses their job, go to...

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Categories: relationship, change, divorce, husband, love,

Sweet Love
Your love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
...

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Categories: relationship, cute love, funny love,

Premium Member Raw Carrots in Lard
    Pickles in tea
      black beans with cheese
    Surely no way to
  ...

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Categories: food, funny, relationship, romance,

Premium Member Dirty Rotten Lies
I'm done 
with all your
dirty rotten lies

thanks
for the loan


...

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Categories: relationship, fun, funny, humanity, humorous,



Premium Member SIBLING SUPPORT
Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!

In...

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Categories: relationship, appreciation, blessing, child, christian,

Premium Member A Lost Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: relationship, bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend,

Premium Member My Donkey
When my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: relationship, animal, confusion, farewell, food,

FIVE HAIKU
1

sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how

2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity

3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage

4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face

5
she wrings her...

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Categories: beauty, nature, relationship, vanity,

Premium Member Invincible
        exult, newlyweds 

     you're truly invincible ~

   aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...

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Categories: funny, marriage, relationship, strength,

Cataclysm: a Hooker Story
Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me 
Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one & call me incessantly

I met...

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© John Conde  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: relationship, cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Duck
he sits on the roof
of the building opposite
I sit on the sofa
glimpsed from the window; 
him with his feathers
me with my skin; 
themes tune
and blossom...

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Categories: relationship, animal, bird, friendship, funny,

Premium Member A Shade Too Far
You broke my umbrella
with your silly swift kick.
Now you want to shelter
with me, from the rain.
Well its time you faced
the consequences of my disdain
for all...

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Categories: relationship, lost love,

Lost In Second
lost in second 
but remembered 
forever
never again
and always
you freely
fully to
me one
to you
nothing
anymore
anyone...

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Categories: relationship, beautiful, deep, feelings, funny

When Door Has No Curtain
A door we meet and expect curtain
“Door, where the Heavens is your Captain?”
Doors should not corners be cutting,
Out the secrets in a room jutting…

When your...

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Categories: dark, house, perspective, relationship,


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