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Funny Relationship Poems

These Funny Relationship poems are examples of Relationship poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Relationship Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member A shade too far
You broke my umbrella
with your silly swift kick.
Now you want to shelter
with me, from the rain.
Well its time you faced
the consequences of my disdain
for all...

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Categories: relationship, lost love,

lost in second
lost in second 
but remembered 
never again
and always
you freely
fully to
me one
to you

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Categories: relationship, beautiful, deep, feelings, funny

When door has no curtain

A door we meet and expect curtain
“Door, where the Heavens is your Captain?”
Doors should not corners be cutting,
Out the secrets in a room jutting…

When your...

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Categories: dark, house, perspective, relationship,

Premium Member Lewd Louie
Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
	got fresh with Margo
	who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...

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Categories: relationship, city, cute, funny, humorous,

The Wrong Leap
The Wrong Leap 
The hardest lesson
Has been to get rid of the tension
That you’re no longer at my mention 

Well thank God, I got that...

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Categories: relationship, break up, deep, divorce,

Premium Member Today
I love you.
I hate you.  
This week,  
I love you,  
This week,  
I hate you.  
Can this go...

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Categories: hate, humor, love, relationship,

Premium Member Easter Bunny Session
The bunny came and hid the eggs
since he’s mammal the question begs
	where did they come from?
	did he buy lump sum?
wonder what he’d do with frog...

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Categories: relationship, animal, easter, fun, funny,

Premium Member Finer things
It's funny the simple pleasures recounted in life
all manner of wonders reminisced I'll miss most.. 
though list grows shorter with each passing day  

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Categories: relationship, storm, tree, winter,

Premium Member Questions
“Did you come to see me?”
	“Why would I?”
“Do you love me?”
	“Do I?”
“Does the sun set in the West?”
	“What does that have to do with it?”

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Categories: funny love, relationship, silly,

Premium Member My Granddad's Father Christmas

My Granddad's Father Christmas

My granddad’s Father Christmas.
I’ve known since, as a waif,
I heard his Father Christmas voice
That deep and rumbling friendly noise.
It kept me warm...

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Categories: christmas, relationship,

Riddle me this riddle me that
Riddle me this, riddle me that. This is not a game nor for fun, 
until you really finally get to know that someone. 

They were...

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Categories: relationship, africa, blessing, culture, destiny,

Premium Member she is running down the staircase
she is running down the staircase
que pasa, que pasa, echoes before her
i am on the front balcony
watching the butterflies wander
from one miniature rose to the...

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Categories: fate, funny, humanity, relationship,

Premium Member Looking For Love
looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is...

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Categories: relationship, friend, funny, heart, love,

Premium Member Everything Bores And Bothers You
Roses, flowers and bouquets
Love, Honor, Peace and Respect
Verses, poems and literature
Spring, wind and nature
You are psychologically ill
You are as violent as an eel.

Everything bores you...

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Categories: relationship, abuse, betrayal, funny love,

To The Future man in my Life
There are a few things you should know about me. 
Firstly you must work to earn my trust, I can no longer hand it out...

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Categories: relationship, abuse, boyfriend, feelings, love,