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I Will Be Your Angel

...I will be your angel tonight 
I'll be there for you 
To comfort you and keep you warm 
And hold you all night through 

I will be your angel today 
I will stop the pain
Throw the pills down th...

Categories: plughole, angel, anxiety, bereavement, children,
Form: Rhyme

Shlurp - Nursery Rhyme - Kids Story

...[In UK English, Bath sounds like Barf not Baff, Laugh is Larf, not Laff etc. Apologies if the rhyme fails in other locales]



Don’t pull the plug out when you’re sitting in the bath
If you do t...

Categories: plughole, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

It's My Lads

...The smallest room in the house,
Phew what a smell,
It smells so bad,
It's my lads,

Replace toilet roll,
End of the day it's used,
Do they eat it?????
It's my lads,

Hairs fill the plughole...

Categories: plughole, boy, children, clothes, men,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Down the Plughole

...Down The Plughole                                          by Melanie Barrow


‘Stay clean-
It’s good hygiene’
Lessons from plagues long past
Lessons now re-learned fast

On a pedestal 
Agai...

Categories: plughole, image, poetry,
Form: Rhyme

I Confessed To a Cold Blooded Murder

...I‘ll confess to a cold blooded murder
I’ve gone down that deep dark path
But I simply had no other alternative
With an intruder lurking in my bath

I had shouted out to my husband
B...

Categories: plughole, house, humorous, murder, water,
Form: Rhyme

Manic Mums

...Is it any wonder that we want to scream and shout
but we hold it in so nicely, too scared to let it out,
running ragged round the clock, and slightly round the bend,
there's washing, ironing and d...

Categories: plughole, family,
Form: Lyric

Fireless Dragon

...Dewi the dragon was hiding 
a very sad dragon was he
no matter how much he huffed or puffed 
no fire could he exhale you see 

he lost his fire 
looked everywhere 
even asked his friend Ted be...

Categories: plughole, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Solder Dies

...Me asus laptop power onboard plug hole died...so stripped it down and resoldered power connecter. The input plughole had been wobbly.
Put it back together no video...before Sue died..
So been readi...

Categories: plughole, adventure,
Form: ABC

I Never Ever Want To See You Again

...One look at you – that’s all it took
Your long long legs that seem to go on forever
Those eyes staring at me
All I feel for you is revulsion
Hate – it’s a horrible word but I simply detes...

Categories: plughole, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Scared Child

...Scared child, do not let her deliver your fate 
Shadow of iniquity - she wants you dead
Your post box must block her parade of sheer hate
To devour your self-esteem, that’s her trait
She’s full o...

Categories: plughole,
Form: Villanelle

The Photograph

...I found a photograph today. 
Its discovery agitated my emotions 
and I caught my breath. 
There you were - suspended - 
like some ancient fly held 
eternally in amber. 
Pose, expression, frozen...

Categories: plughole, lost love, emotions,
Form: Free verse