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Meadow Muffins

It sounds like a breakfast treat,
but be forewarned: it’s not to eat.
Your appetite may disagree;
so, go ahead, take a bite and see.
But my advice, if I were you,
is get some jam before you do,
or butter, if that’s your preference;
it’ll make a big taste difference.
And if organic is your latest thing 
here’s more advice worth hearing:

Categories: muffins, food, humor,
Form: Light Verse

strawberries

strawberries

plump, sweet, eat whole or
muffins, jellies, ice cream, pies~
the fruit of all trades

Categories: muffins, fruit,
Form: Haiku

muffins on my mind today

Muffins on my mind today
Flour and sugar, hey, hey, hey,
Lemon, banana, or chocolate chip
In foil cups that are shiny hip
Enough for neighbors on my street
Will they want a pumpkin treat?

Categories: muffins, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

carrot cake muffins

carrot cake muffins
my fussy nephew complains
"I can't taste carrots!"

Categories: muffins, food, humor,
Form: Senryu

Summer Appetite

On a summer’s day, 
Drowsily as I lay;
On my soft bed, 
On an empty head;
Eating all the muffins away! 


'Summer Laziness' Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani
Written and Submitted on: 05/06/2020

Categories: muffins, fun, how i feel,
Form: Limerick

Craving For Muffins

“Old Chas. has had his chips they say;
his days are nearly numbered now.”
So Harry told us in the pub,
and then he said “Somehow,
I think, we should go and see him,
before he falls off the perch,
‘cause if we don’t then very soon
we’ll only see him in the church.”

“What’s wrong with him?” I’m asking Harry,
who said he

Categories: muffins, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Muffins Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My - a Bulimics Tale

Muffins, Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My! (A Bulimic’s Tale)

There is a hole in her core she must sate.
So, she drives to the grocery store before it’s too late.

She steers the cart in search of junk food.
She spots a case of cupcakes that can ease her mood. 

Powdered donuts on a shelf she can reach.
Next, she

Categories: muffins, dark,
Form: Rhyme

Week Old Muffins

Had visitors today, a couple of long lost cousins
Had no idea the visit would have such repercussions
A reminder of my childhood
When the world was new and good
But now the world is like, a dozen week old muffins

Categories: muffins, image,
Form: Limerick

Quintan English Muffins

This winter frost tightens my insides,
A bitter wind tosses my neck.
The toss and tangle of the tides,
We walk within the speck,
Always telling people to "wait a sec."

The window is cracked a few inches open:
I am letting my God receive me.
Do not misunderstand the words that I've spoken.
Simply see what you can see.
You be you, and

Categories: muffins, funny,
Form: Quintain (English)

Muffins

MUFFINS

Six
Muffins
Golden brown
With poppy seeds
Sitting on a rack
Aroma    wonderful!
I baked them with my own hands
Would it hurt to eat one right now?
Coffee is hot    But no!    They must cool
Hmm?    Box doesn’t specify    Eat you fool!


Due to inspirational void, I offer this

Categories: muffins, foodinspirational,
Form: Etheree

Everybody Loves Muffins

Banana muffins
Set the oven to three fifty
Must add chocolate chips

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All rights reserved

-Matthan C. Atherton

Categories: muffins, food, funny
Form: Haiku

Hot Muffins

Butter, sugar, honey, eggs
Salt, flour, cornmeal
Mix in baking powder too
Don’t forget the milk
Green peppers and corn
Bake and eat
Yum

Categories: muffins, food
Form: Epulaeryu