Long Sniffers Poems
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Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a CollaborationFolk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal
Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend...
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Categories:
sniffers, humorous, senses, wind,
Form:
Limerick
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GangLanders
Street toughs...
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Categories:
sniffers, natural disasters, parody, people, satire, social, sorry,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Little Red Riding Hood
She sewed all day and she sewed all night then gave her daughter a red cape, some bread and a brave warning, "Grandma needs you so remember, don't dilly dally in the forest Ruby....
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Categories:
sniffers, funny, smart,
Form:
Haibun
Street KidsMy Bothers and Sisters
(Street Kids)
We grow up in public landfills, train stations,
under the bridges of towns,
victims of all kinds of abuse, but we still had rights…
because of conflicts with our relatives,
we did not...
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Categories:
sniffers, abortion, anger, birthday, bullying, caregiving, childhood, children,
Form:
I do not know?
The HackerThe Hacker
Vodka
Used Dells and HP notebooks
Routers and switches
Gateways and sniffers
Kvm boxes and multi real-time data shows
My booty is plenty
No one knows the white mask of mist
They only know some monies are amiss
Bots and trojans and...
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Categories:
sniffers, art, crazy, love, paradise, wine, woman,
Form:
Free verse
Hillbillies Bybillies and BlowbilliesNotta easy grasper – days back I cross ole Jasper
neath the olden ground’s crooket pine tree
and, oh, bless be, things he tole there to me!
He wanna’d me to hear all bout watz truth –
he say...
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Categories:
sniffers, funny, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Wizards Bats Crotch-Sniffers and MeWhen I met my forever man
I warned him I have a few idiosyncrasies.
He looked into my pair of 42 C’s and said
He was okay with them
There are two wizards battling inside
My coffee table, I told...
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Categories:
sniffers, fun, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, sexy,
Form:
Light Verse
Truffle HuntBlack Gold, French haute cuisine, that is!
Truffles - Black, White and Brown!
These humble amorphous lumps of fungi fruit dung,
are diamonds in the dirt,
much coveted by chefs all over,
for their taste and nice aroma.
But,...
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Categories:
sniffers, food,
Form:
Free verse
Tyke VoicesShe grabbed at the quarter full pop bottle neck,
cream soda from Marsh’s,
and held like a truncheon, in the harshest
of voices
produced an otherworldly sound, GETOUT!!
“Give me a chance” and he stepped forward.
Stood aside her...
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Categories:
sniffers, anger,
Form:
Prose Poetry
My Love For TurkeyTurkey, my love, my angel, please run, go hide in the shed.
If the meat grinder finds you, you will surely wind up dead.
Please go, my sweet love, fly and run hard and go fast.
Okay, one...
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Categories:
sniffers, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Ancient AliensAncient Aliens
They have always been here
ancient? – alien?
living amongst the unknowing
hiding in plain sight.
How have they altered
our past? – our future?
advanced or hindered
our progress – our failure.
How have they touched us
with an unseen nudge,
aligned the...
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Categories:
sniffers, imagination, inspiration, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Filthy Is the Color Of
Some got a pathological need,
a dirty obsession for that coffin wallpaper
They wrapped themselves in the black widow veil
of murderous deceit
For what?
To taste the yellow snow
of an unclean life insurance policy,
a crimson crypt...
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Categories:
sniffers, allusion, dark, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Alliteration
MysteryMystery
My 80s Days
When Jimmy was a kid in the early 80s, he used to take the piss out of glue sniffers. Hey you, you bastard! They used to chase him and his mate. Running in...
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Categories:
sniffers, identity, life, me,
Form:
Free verse
PickingsWhen the green snout is full
rabbits spill on the lawn.
I worry night and day,
because the stoats and the Red Tails
are at work
even in whelm and nimiety
they hack and harrow.
The young kits are many,
the sun too...
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Categories:
sniffers, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
My Childhood FriendWere I enamored by a pleasant fragrance,
like a magnet, I would draw sniffers to me.
If I were covered with filth, I would draw flies.
A profaned loud mouth would draw angry ears.
A childhood friend drew many...
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Categories:
sniffers, childhood, friend,
Form:
Couplet
Dr NarcoticDoctor narcotic slinging jellybeans and placebo
with one twitch of the wrist, one life goes on the tilt
distorting the dream and wrecking the rainbow
His red nosed ribbon circling...
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Categories:
sniffers, drug, funeral,
Form:
Rhyme
MeatballsIs it or not, that is a luring question?
Is it nobler to remain silent or seek further aggression?
I choose to remain silent and stare at my four walls.
No need to get blind sided by a...
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Categories:
sniffers, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Ho-Ho-HoWelcome KMart shoppers blares through the air as a mosh pit of greedy Holiday buggers hurl themselves through the glass and aluminum doors—Obese bodies press (children jammed between white-bread). Trolls in strollers screech in pain...
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Categories:
sniffers, holiday,
Form:
Haibun