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Silly Limerick Poems

These Silly Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Limerick Silly poems written by international poets.

PATTERN BALDNESS

PATTERN BALDNESS
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Stu the squirrel looked in the mirror with a fright.
“Oh no! My fur’s vanishing! What a horrible sight.”
     What’s become

Categories: 12th grade, humorous,

BASKET OF OINTMENTS

BASKET OF OINTMENTS
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In youth, I did endlessly frolic and play,
With nary a care in any given day. 
     But now I

Categories: 12th grade, age, humorous,

BACK TO SCHOOL

BACK TO SCHOOL
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In August, young Sam felt quite cool,
with a backpack, he headed to school.
     He packed up some peanuts,

Categories: 12th grade, humorous, school,

AN AVERAGE DAY DOWN AT THE FUNNY FARM


Sir Billy Pig’s missing his oats
Miss Piggy Wig’s had hers, she gloats
But she’s looking so rough
Her bum’s full of crap stuff
Its output is brown and

Categories: animal, farm, silly,

Can't Rhyme with Jemima, and So --

      Don’t know what was wrong with Aunt Jenina
      Though her face bore a dull

Categories: change, food, silly,

OH DEAR I'VE LOST ME SPECS

OH DEAR! I'VE LOST ME SPECS!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
With a twitch of her tail and a frown,
Suzy scoured the roots and the ground.
     “Have

Categories: 12th grade, humorous,

Beach Brawl

In swim trunks, the balls were out.
Each one scored a mighty shout.
	digressed to a maul,
	in a beachside brawl
Winners were in serious doubt.

Categories: beach, fun, games, silly,

A DAY AT THE BEACH

A DAY AT THE BEACH
Just something silly....

There once was a squirrel named Sue,
who dreamed of the ocean so blue.
     With a

Categories: 10th grade, beach, humorous,

WHAT IS JOY

WHAT IS JOY?*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is joy? It’s a dance in your socks,
     a giggle that slips from a box.
It’s ice cream at

Categories: 12th grade, joy,

Strange Day in Cardiff

I lived happily in Cardiff by the Sea, 
and, one day, went to the store to buy tea.
Now, I stay in bed day and night,
shivering

Categories: mystery, silly,

The Odyssey

Nolan seems to think world’s crazy,
Perhaps it is, and so silly,
Ticket craze all over,
Fanned has he a fever,
And what a journey, Odyssey!
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Happenings |19.07.2025| funny, humour
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Categories: funny, humor,

COUNTING SHEEP

COUNTING SHEEP
Mike the mouse tossed and turned in his bed
with visions of furry sheep in his head
but instead of sweet dreams
he heard their loud screams
as

Categories: 11th grade, dream, sleep,

Buzz Cut

Sirius is approaching the gate
dragging the hot and humid like bait.
	Scorching dog days are back.
	A violent attack!
I fear I will burn my shaven pate!

Categories: environment, funny, hair, nature,

The Hairs on Fred's Head

      I once knew a lad, name of Fred
      It seems that a cow licked

Categories: animal, boy, hair, silly,

No Fear of Flying

      The airline passenger loved to complain
      Whenever it rained, he’d try to deplane

Categories: adventure, bird, rain, silly,