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Cousin Limerick Poems

These Cousin Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Cousin. These are the best examples of Limerick Cousin poems written by international poets.

Saint Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day


My cousin went joyfully to Ireland,
A first trip with her best friend, Tim Roland; 
Joining fares on Paddy’s Day,
He viewed all green the

Categories: celebration,

Poetic Justice

My cousin Vince was no prince you see

Just a bully in the first degree 

He'd curse as you went by

Maybe spit in your eye

Or you

Categories: humorous,

The Password Is

There was once a girl named Bree

Who shared her streaming account with Dee

But Dee told her Mom

Then her cousin and Tom

Now everything buffers eternally

Categories: humor,

WATCH OUT LITTLE EARS ABOUT


My son, I love very much, so strict with me,
No name or photo of my little gem, there be,
My granddaughter, two years, January first,
My pride,

Categories: grandchild,

Hush Charlotte

Hush, hush sweet cousin Charlotte
Don't tell them what I've wrought.
	Just let them all think
	you require a shrink.
They saw your hands stained scarlet.

Categories: abuse, betrayal, death, emotions,

Mammals Who Munch

Mauricio, the merry moose
in Lanny Locke’s garden let loose.
He munched on mulberries,
chips, chestnuts and cherries.
The produce he poached was profuse!

His cousin, Carol the cute caribou
consumed

Categories: animal, humorous,

Twisted Fairytales

Rumpel Still's kin are a strange lot
With names not easily forgot
But he was kept asleep
By his cousin, the creep
Moonshine Still was the guilty sot

Rumpel had

Categories: humor,

It's the Principle

I made a few mistakes or a dozen.
I didn't know 'bout birds and bees buzzin'.
Son, please listen to me.
It's the principle, see?
Forget the football team and

Categories: humor,

OH Mother Goosey

Tweety meets Sylvester's cross-eyed cousin
One who's close enough to be his kissin'
Tweety sort of gotten sick
Ma Goosey gave her Fave stick
Poor-cat be THE but* of

Categories: bird, humorous,

Mr Mcbanties Takes a Bad Turn

Weary old frog a cousin of aunties
Chased a young fly named Mr. McBanties
Mr. B was too quick for him
Took a bad turn on a whim
Ended

Categories: animal,

Swinging Pig Tall Tale

I’m upset with smug Peter Pig
Who’d promised we could dance a jig
But spies my bent trotter
Gets nasty - the rotter
I call him an ignorant prig!

I’ve

Categories: animal, dance, fun, romance,

Spite Wedding

Esau married a hot Ishmaelite;
To get back at Isaac in spite.
The town is all buzzin’;
He wedded his cousin,
But they say that the kids are alright.

Categories: humorous, wedding,

Are You Sitting Comfortably - Gross Humour Warning

I’m dining with my cousin Giles
Who disclosed he’d terrible piles
He’s wriggly and twitchy
Cos his butt’s so itchy
His visage is sad, there’s no smiles

He’d  tried

Categories: body, humorous,

Enchanted Dancing Girl

Brownies, goblins and gargoyles too
Entered the laces of a good girl’s shoe
She danced up a storm
With my cousin Norm
At the end, she had plenty of

Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade,

Hyper Stars of Football

Pelé killed the game and ate the ball
     Garrincha held the ball and did bawl
     coming, going

Categories: allegory, allusion, humorous, metaphor,