Humor... Poems - Poems about Humor...

With coriander cumin turmeric basmati rice saffron and spice onions chilli peppers and all things nice with chapati and chutney a samosa or two naan for starters rogan josh vindaloo not eye-watering but tasty is best tandoori tikka masala korma's a meal with zest chicken lamb chickpeas or lentils a dinner for two you do not hurry allow what you've got to simmer in the pot if you want a...

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I knew a young girl just a pretty face who lost her mind in outer space with a celestial body decidedly racy out of this world but totally spacey not quite the brightest light it's true (but what a view) and yet when gazing at the moon turned loony... a space cadet and 'twas the lunar orb (waxing, waning, new or blue) of that there's no doubt whose gravitational pull simply...

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Twirling her fairy skirt, a lace and pearl dessert. His eyes hypnotized by the lace and pearl overt. Bells on her fingertips, this lace and pearl concert. She gives her all to him in lace and pearl exert. Her father hides her in the lace and pearl turret. But marriage...

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goblin sharks and pangolins sea pigs, star-nosed moles mata matas, sugar gliders shoats and water voles. aye-ayes, dik-diks, wobbegongs chicken turtles, loons shoebills, snipes and yeti crabs and cozumel raccoons. pink fairy armadillos bilbys, 52-hertz whales the red-lipped batfish, panda ants and emperor helmet snails. the pleasing fungus beetles, thrips hellbenders, great potoos lilac breasted rollers, bongos glass frogs, kinkajous. boobies, fried egg jellyfish happy wrens and teals sarcastic fringe heads, cock-tailed tyrants shags,...

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Nolan seems to think world’s crazy, And my god, ‘tis, more so maybe, He’s fanned movie fever-- Ticket craze all over, And what a journey, Odyssey! ____________________ Happenings |19.07.2025| funny, humour Note: A film by Christopher Nolan, The Odyssey has become a craze not only in US but in India and all over. Folks buying tickets for a movie without even a...

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The quicksilver moon’s not secure in her orbit. I’ve heard that she’s slyly slipping away, One and a half inches yearly so a little bit every day. I, for one, want her to stay. ‘Oh meritorious silver sister, you have no dark side, and I’ve grown used to your capricious light, Why do you only hover at night?” I think of her as...

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STAN THE SQUIRREL In Texas, there lived a squirrel named Stan, with his six-gun, he defended the land. He challenged coyotes to duels, and outsmarted the local old fools, wielding justice with his special brand. With a hat made of leather, quite grand, he scampered...

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About Dr Seuss's "Thing One, Thing Two" It's always One Thing, or it's Two Thing Could be Three Thing, maybe more Since they all look just alike I had to stop keeping score They always wear the same clothes and their hair, like one another They could be just twin sisters Or maybe triplet brothers It's really quiet confusing When they all start...

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I have a question (if you'll allow). How is it that I came to this place now? My life's path continued to where below my feet there is only air; and, the sad thing is, I cannot fly. At this point, I guess I'll have to try....

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Been around the world seen some strange sights in my time and looking back my favourite is a roadway sign of yellow and black viewed in the U.S.A. which read (intellectually challenged?) 'SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY' ...

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With a stiff upper lip and old school tie still it's just not cricket but the upper crust they say are on a sticky wicket to pay the estate or make ends meet they have conducted tours of stately homes safari parks and the family jewels we used to go to Scarborough Southend-on-Sea Bognor Brighton Blackpool have fish 'n' chips for tea but now for fifty...

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If the UK is as PC as some would have us perceive (tho' Britons never never never shall be slaves Boadicea's turning in her grave) it's incorrect on two counts would you believe and the US we should see as between '52 and '22 it was a Queendom not a Kingdom and either way that's sexist so to speak more accurately accordingly it should be the United Sovereignty ...

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Speak of the devil incarnate to give the devil his due not to play devil's advocate tho' devil-may-care the devil is in the details and while we're there to state so now would be opportune he who sups devil's food cake or devilled eggs with the devil should have a very long spoon but if we don't the devil you say better the silver-tongued devil you...

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We are the miestanders, a super proud religious group almost thicker than friends in a traveling circus troupe we wrote our own Bible; we’ve formed our own church Don’t put us down, make fun or do any besmirch. we are the miestanders, a very closed religious group. our daily mantra includes a pair of socks and a red hoola hoop. having...

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