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Premium Member Crowdown
I stepped outside, feeling low. There, before me, stood a crow. He cooly looked me up and down as he wore a beaky frown. I wondered, would I lose my blues if I could wear this bird's shoes? Would his life be more complete, he asked, if he could have my seat? But I wasn't sitting on a seat, and no shoes were...

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Categories: humor..., animal, humor, psychological,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Summer Funny Limerick
The Fourth of July is almost here, it will be hot but will it be clear? Fireworks made me pee my pants, all wet but I will still dance. Pretty colors do not run in fear....

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Categories: humor..., celebration, fun, giggle, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member what does it take to live long and prosper
The med staff may hear my voice squeak Where they insert tubes we won’t speak Since this causes pain I wish they’d refrain Or try going straight not oblique...

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Categories: humor..., health, humor, life, sometimes,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Some Impossible Love Story
Goldfish and a handheld mirror mated. Tabloids and truth are rarely conflated. She has a dinky dorsal. Plus, her mind's never full. I saw myself in him, as transparent as I am dim. Witty, no, Big Bird's listed as her closest kin. Waters...

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Categories: humor..., 3rd grade, humor, love,
Form: Light Verse
Gboko Gives Chase
In Gboko, where the dust motes dance and play, A town, a city, a people, some would say. What defines its spirit, a riddle, a quest, With a gait too familiar, putting all to the test. "Gboko!" he calls, by name, with a grin, "Seems we're acquainted, where have you been?" For here, familiar strangers, a curious clan, Know each other better...

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Categories: humor..., africa, culture, funny, happiness,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member heat
Charles and my predawn jog was a sweat-athon and as the sun rose, a heat-dome brightness tattooed crisp shadows in every corner. Any lingering coolness was burned off - evaporated. It was 94°f, 3 hours later, when I walked to campus - why don’t we use parasols anymore? Drag on, radiant afternoon heat, please. That was...

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Categories: humor..., emotions, humor, school, student,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Regrets, I've Had Too
I’m of the liberal limousine set Voting for Cortez for POTUS, you bet ~ Wait! She’ll outlaw fossil fuels And I can't drive or fly mules ~ ...

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Categories: humor..., america, environment, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Cricket in the Summer - Updated
Pinkie's ova dried up in summer. Her sackcloths made beach days a bummer, till she caught a sperm whale— an Aussie bowler, "Gale"— who had spun her like a newcomer....

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Categories: humor..., depression, for her, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Night At The Carnival
screams echo in the dark rich sweat floods train turns bumpy grab each other’s tight hugs my shoe- on his face, mouth ...

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Categories: humor..., horror, humor,
Form: Other
Dumbstruck Dumb-Luck
The soft curves of your smile, echoing mile after mile. Not reminiscent of a grandma, but rather, a banana. Your glowing doughy eyes, look as squishy as thy thighs. You create a fervent need, akin to a vampire, lusting to feed. You send my brain a-boiling, ...

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Categories: humor..., cute love, funny, funny
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Behold! God has a Sense of Humor!
“Ah! Ah!” cried Mr. Shaw, a museum man of science in 1799, as he carefully unwrapped a specimen from New South Wales. It was Labeled: "It's a weird one; Caught in a creek; Dug from a burrow with egg nest!" Mr. Shaw’s heart thumped with suspicion of a prank or fraud, as he noted what he saw: It had...

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Categories: humor..., animal, nature,
Form: Ekphrasis
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 19 - The Big Cheese
“What is it?” said Raisin. Rum said, “I don’t know, Let’s find us a hill and watch that thing go.” Walnut said, “Hold up; I’ve seen one of these, It looks like a wheel, but it is, in fact, cheese.” “It’s normally cut into portions to sell Whoever mislaid it will be mad as hell.” Rum said, “Are you saying this...

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Categories: humor..., cat, dog, humor,
Form: Rhyme
What's a Man Supposed to do When he's so full of it
Noel Coward or Ivor Novello style voice There are those who consider me an intellectual, when I recite passages which some find quite hysterical I spew forth what I consider humour all the time ha ha ha ha I am charming, I am gay I am sly or so they say but what's a man supposed to do when he's just so full of it? I...

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Categories: humor..., humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member just shoes
Have you ever seen a pair of Nine West Folowe Pumps in Red Blooms Floral - or ever held a feathery pair? They offer the pure pleasure of perfection. You can see them popping up lately, in streetwear silhouette, matched with Dolce & Gabbana’s floral-print leggings, making a duet of blooms—petal upon petal, like a garden...

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Categories: humor..., beauty, fashion, feelings, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member DANCING IN THE RAIN
Loud thunder, coming from down under. Rain coming down, dancing in the rain like a clown, in my ballgown....

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Categories: humor..., dance, fun, giggle, humor,
Form: Other

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