Half Wit Poems - Poems about Half Wit

...“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” - Anonymous Silliness is not a curse, it's a blessing if you care to know.......Read the rest...

...We all have one one of our very own there is no need to share no sulking because we think that we were not given enough no guilt because we think that we were given too much we do not have to hi......Read the rest...

...Various Heresies 10 God to Man, Contra Bataan by Michael R. Burch Earth, what-d’ya make of global warming? Perth is endangered, the high seas storming. Now all my creatures, from maggot ......Read the rest...

...Various Heresies 9 Post-Nashville Covenant by Michael R. Burch We love our God. We love our guns. We despise the weak. Don’t call us Huns! We love our kids. We love our schools. We lov......Read the rest...

...I smell like pencils in September. After they’ve been brought to that…to the machine hanging on the closet wall where our coats, our boots, our bags, and nonsense lived. You stared me in the eyes......Read the rest...

...My god, red bra, orange pants, and green socks, I’m making love to a traffic light. Get on with it. I can’t, where do I start. What does it matter? It matters a lot, if I start with your ......Read the rest...

...How cool to sway naïves unaware, Cooler still, a man of ken fair, Even a wall were I persist, Not one— a half-wit puffed with air! How pundits are plagued with spite’s tide, Powerful with ov......Read the rest...

...I completely trust Bob On every tricky job, For all that he knows, The way his thought flows; For his wisdom that grows. Up Bob’s idea would bob, From cynics snatching the power to rob… Bo......Read the rest...

...[this was written to celebrate July 2nd, the halfway point of the year] I've been called... half pint half wit half awake ...and half a dozen other half-baked semi-insults that I h......Read the rest...

......Duncan pulled free and sprinted, half-mad, tears streaming as he made his retreat, he’d never imagined hell this bad, and didn’t much care if they were beat. All he desired was to get clear, ......Read the rest...

...Her hobby is collecting men And most of them will do The half-wit wonders out again Who take the scenic view Her beauty is expendable Her feelings even more Her duty is dependable To those w......Read the rest...

...This could be Washington's View Only slightly tongue in cheek By Franklin Price 6/10/2017 This could be Washington's view They've nothing better to do Get Trump quickly out They stamp and th......Read the rest...

...I don't see anybody else because they aren't you. Somedays, my inspiration flows from my fingertips Spiraling across pages Eloquent and heart-wrenching Other days, I scribble dead end sentences......Read the rest...

...You say I don't understand You think what you said was pure gold and that I don't understand Damn right I don't understand! I don't understand how you can be so closed minded Though on outer-lo......Read the rest...

...Well if there's one thing I've learned in this lifetime of mine Is that you got to KEEP AN OPEN MIND... All you left handed people with them scientific brains Might say well this and that can be e......Read the rest...