Fridge Poems - Poems about Fridge

Jar

• I open the fridge and what do I see?
• A jar full of mildew waiting for me
• Out of the jar and into the sink
• For one, the jar has mildew and smells really stink

Fridge Magnets

Fridge Magnets

I love my 
fridge magnets. They’re much quicker than me at 
combining numbers so I 
pay them to do all 
large number or 
quantity questions in 
my math tests and 
homework assignments. We have a 
special way of 
communicating.

The Black Fridge

We put things in the fridge,
To keep them very cold,
But some things in our fridge,
Are getting very old.

Like dear Uncle Ted,
By the loaf of bread,
He’s been there,
Since he last went to bed.

And cousin Ebenezer,
In the freezer,
He’s sadly missed,
The jolly old geezer.

And of Aunty Ann,
There’s hardly a trace,
A roasting pan’s,
A right resting place.

And if you think,
Sally

The Fridge

I didn't mind you balling Jack in our sack

Behind my back

But to take the fridge which held the beer

That was low, even for you dear

Now I hear you've dumped Jack, in favour of Mark

Everybody knows, he’s a nark

And what about the beer

Is it true, Mark the nark was shot in the dark

Now you're with Joe

The

Ode To My Fridge

Oh, fridge of mine. How long have you endured?
I don’t recall the place where you were found,
but gosh, it’s been since 1990, so
for thirty-three years then you’ve been around!

I cannot even tell which brand you are.
A Frigidaire? No matter what your name is, you’re still a star!
Not one time have you even needed a repair.
Dear

Clean Your Fridge

I wonder where this rhyme will go,
a random walk among the words.
I’d contemplate, but here’s the thing:
spontaneous is better, though.
To plan it out is for the birds;
unhitch the mind and let it sing.

I do suppose if I thought more,
it would be worth the time incurred,
and masterpieces would unfold,
but sometimes that feels like a chore,
so I

Selling My Old Fridge

Yes, I had you told
My fridge would be sold:
Now tired, quite old 
Few times got things cold 
My hands I can fold
And stark grudges hold
Against Machines, old
Fridge that won't blocks mold...

Mine is a tongue bold
I oftentimes rolled 
To bad Old Fridge Scold.

Ice Cubes

Glistening brightly edges
Diamond like crystals
Tiny cubic shape
Freezed Ice cubes..

My Fridge 5g Dialogues With Me

I have a fridge
who speaks to me...
When I unlock it and find it
the things I wish,
it whistles contentedly...
When I don't find anything,
it gives an unhappy moan...
The technology is much
advanced nowadays...
Even for the solitary...!

One Whose Devilish Heart Comes From the Fridge

One Whose Devilish Heart Comes From The Fridge

Why did I write, " I do truly love her"
Carve love lost hope into innocent bark
She that had called me a surly cur
An insult that left a deep hidden mark.

What folly, a black curse that never ends.
O the sheer agony of, "lets' be friends".

This love-storm, its endless revolutions
Far

The Fridge

Monday

                 It has come to my attention, that someone has been stealing from 

                 the communal fridge. I notice that my own personal

Constant Impossible Retrospective Fridge

Constant Impossible Retrospective Fridge

Constant impossible retrospective
On national margarita day
Empty booze bottles
Lie in front of me 


fridge poem

The Fridge

If you’d compare my fridge and yours
You’d marvel at the food each stores
For everybody’s taste’s unique, 
So open up – let’s have a peek.

I’ve orange juice and lots of cheese
And coffee (Starbuck’s, if you please).
Butter, berries, veggies, beer,
Salad stuff and never fear…

My favorite cookies, hummus, fruit
And eggs and condiments, to boot.
There might be olives, whitefish

Faced Example

A fridge full of food
for some shiny apples
The bun to a meat
of a cheese that grapples

The soul for a man
of a hunger ample
The chase to a light
of a door for sample

That love is a food
for a trod to trample
And haste for a mood
of faced example

- Empty Fridge - Shopping List -

Two days ago I filled up my fridge ... now it is empty - I was expecting visit of my cousin, her husband and seven hungry children
From fairness, is food the only thing that makes life worth living?
No one has a genetic defect that causes the body to make fat out of the air ...

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