Dozer Poems

Evolutionary Wisdom

...The horseshoe crab dates back 450 million years, almost twice as old as the oldest dinosaurs
It hasn't changed much over that time, surviving five waves of extinction
It moves along the sea bottom ...

Punny Q and A

...•• When a new hive is done, what do the bees do? 
Have a house-swarming party, 
and give a welcome hearty. 

•• What did the duck say to the waiter? 
"Let me have my fill, 
just put it on my bi...

Too Distant Woods

...My soul started yearning
And my feet grew all restless
To see the old hometown
And the place I was born.

Out back of my old house   
Sweet nature was waiting,
The woods of my youth
Were call...

Snafu Roux Coo

...They bought a property that was located on a seafront.
It was a beautiful creek that needed a long driveway to gain access to the place where they were going to build.Dong Tao Pollo. the guy siad sp...

Buddy My Ultimate Chewing Dog

...My dog chews through cars
And houses and ditches
My dog chews through underwear
Spitting out delicate stitches

My dog chews through anything moldy or kosher
My dog Buddy chews like the blades ...

Eulogizing the Snow Tree

...
Eulogizing The “Snow Tree”
Written: by Miracle Man
September 14, 2020

It fell prey to a Dozer on a day in September,
it stood many years, too numerous to remember.
A highway project ...

Clear Felling

...I can hear the dozers in the distance,
droning across another mountain top.
Someone needs one hundred ton of wood-chips,
so dozer droning never seems to stop.

I can hear the chainsaw in the dis...

Holidays With Uncle Dozer

...One relative commanders every family meal 
regaling us with stories we have heard
Six thousand times already. 
They might have been interesting or funny at one time.
I do not remember that time.
...

The Poet In Me

...By Parizo Van Thulare 

The echo of my rhyming 
Making waves from the calcaneus up the nerve of auditory 
Cleansing all which was blocked in tympanic membrane 

This is poetry 's Lambast 
The ...

Shocking Orangatan Fights Back

...Do we really have to have a poem cat. never know what fits mine?.

I've just see my most shocking picture on facebook
I'd advise discretion if you take a look
It's driviing me to tears
And will ...

Not Just a Sand Box

...In my backyard is my children's sand box 
With a lid to keep out contamination.
In it is the finest sand.
This is where my children use their imagination
To build make believe accommodations
The...

The Last Remaining Socialist - Apart From Bernie, That Is

...Hark! That rustling of the leaves
makes me wobbly at the knees,
or did I dream of Thatcher’s ghost
chasing "wets" from post to post?
 ·
When Tony Blair bashed up Hussein,
no Robin Hood at home ...

Sandbox

...
It seems like it was yesterday
   in backyard sandbox she had played;
      granddaughter loved to have her way
         with sand, her pail, scoop, shovel, spade.

She'd mold and build, w...

Mall Rats

...Mall Rats
The naughty teenager stole a bulldozer off a building site. 
He drove it to the shopping mall and went on a squashing spree. 
His victims ran this way and that to escape. 

Some made i...

Girlfriends Back Then

...Girls were different back then
They'd give you their telephone numbers
Written in lipstick or eyebrow pencil
Instead of a pen
You'd wait a few days to call them
To pretend you were  not keen
Th...

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