Colonoscopy Poems - Poems about Colonoscopy

...I have a special interest in telling about my colonoscopy. The doc cheerful, secure in his specialty, colon cancer being the second leading cause of cancer death after lung tumors. They can snip t......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......Read the rest...

...Absolute deafening silence... during and after a moderate snowfall today January 19th, 2024, within Southeastern Pennsylvania and elsewhere across the Eastern Seaboard, whereby blanket of whit......Read the rest...

...Colonoscopy Colonoscopy, strikes dread. It’s not too bad - when Colon trouble free. Jules Verne-like travel, up your ****, spelunking through strange, pink-ridged caverns. Hunting for ......Read the rest...

...I feel I have appendicitis, Or a bad case of bursitis, And I think I need another tonsillectomy. I'm sure I got a staph infection From a tetanus injection While I was prepping for a hemorrhoidec......Read the rest...

...I asked God (That who abides within the within of me - 'me' being only this transient construct of ego/self} I asked about an upcoming colonoscopy outcome. I have had colon cancer, so naturally wa......Read the rest...

...Firstly the alligator belt has to go. The highly polished pearl handled pistol should not be on my slim hips in a kindergarten. I’m swearing of sugar and rum. Blue suede shoes were never that c......Read the rest...

...Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... today – late morning of November 4th 2022 sudden onset experienced whereby whooshing waste naturally flushed out ala mine body electric performed co......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......Read the rest...

...I feel like an antiquity some relic from the past crumbling at the edges eroded over time aging has arrived There are fissures in my proud steel plated armor once invincible reality is b......Read the rest...

...I passed a colonoscopy that gas was asked to free When all about my head went dead and smell was left to be That all my senses cried for help embarrassed for the cause That every doctor bared......Read the rest...

...It's time to Test the new The latest in Technology No more need To drink over a Gallon of foul Liquid or any Sorts of pills To sort through In fact it's Almost Like a drive thru B......Read the rest...

...The medic said put on these knickers By golly they caused me loud snickers Featuring a butt flap They are truly mad cap Not ‘cut out’ for tea at the Vicars! Some people would term ......Read the rest...

...Two doses of white Picolax It’s liquid- unlike choc ex-lax This drink is the pits I’ve now got the squits No wonder I cannot relax! *I’ve never had Ex Lax and the Picolax was much ......Read the rest...