Cheekiness Poems

Adorable as a Puppy

...She had an adorable cheekiness
Impish mannerisms, coquettish way
There was a fresh earnestness about her
She was not a rogue, but close
Loveable as a three-month-old puppy
With ginger hair inste...

Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to derrière issuing
melodious flatulence classical tunes,
yo...

I See Her In the Garden

...Inspired byThomas Edward Brown’s “My Garden”:

Not God! in gardens! when the eve is cool?
Nay, but I have a sign;
‘Tis very sure God walks in mine
(verse 8-10)

I SEE HER IN THE GARDEN
...

Yours Truly a Tried and True Philly Buster I

...Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high horse,
which doubles up as my Plymouth Duster
analogous to General George Armstrong Custer
(blowing his i.e. mine little big horn)
an...

Another Life Time

...Handsome pirate with pitch black hair scruffy at the neck
With his mesmerizing green eyes, 
Sam thought what the heck, 
She scampered right up to fill his mug.
He liked her instantly, especially ...

Tribute To Maradona

...Tribute to Maradona                                                                      

                                           TO SKY HIGH
                      Small structure in five feet...

Ability To Defecate Wildly Swings Both Ways

...Ability to defecate wildly swings (both ways)...
between incontinence and constipation

Irritable bowel syndrome i.e.
the former excretory bout I address
the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea...

Salute Each Other With a Sacred Kiss

...Panagiota's popular sen'ryu -
"Kiss Me, I'm Irish" ended with "No"
Because of Covid-19, Corona Virus, mind you

Now the churches have a limit
On the numbers who worship or visit
"50, by proclam...

Feint Faint Fake No Nor Easter

...Feint faint "Fake" no nor'easter

If putsch comes to shove,
aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat
nor chicken little
fearing coup d'état,
yours truly simply
risk averse, and more exact,
he stays se...

Angels In the Snow

...head to head,
brunette and sugar blonde.
snow angels and soul mates.
cheekiness of wings,
as college students
only daydream into the sun kissed room.
the professor taps the glass
displaying a ...

Factoidman and Shallowman - Part 3

...FM
“ShallowMan, if you’ve conflictions
owing to your mind’s addictions
to subconscious maledictions,
due to doubt in old convictions;
tell me now of your afflictions.”

SM
“FactoidMan, I must...

No Inflated Cheekiness For This Logophile

...I comport myself with quiet pridefulness,
plus intellectual whimsy
aware that "FAKE" pretentiousness,
could be mistaken foreign egotistical vitae
furthering, feathering and figuratively
undermin...

While In a Transcendent State

...I comfortably position
     derriere with pride
(all cheekiness ass side)
lightly seat dated, inside
ideally with bifocals removed,
     recalling "Plato's allegory of the caves,"
     where ev...

Fried Egg

...On the pan she cracks on the edges
Flows in her white gold love rashes;
Wet to oil, bottoms turn up in fumes
Sigh, sizzles to burns in her top cues.
 
Hot as roasted, spiced in cheekiness,
Crus...

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