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Best Swilling Poems

Below are the all-time best Swilling poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of swilling poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member Die Another Day
“Die Another Day”

“Your mission, should you so deem it,
Is to infiltrate ALL Fluff Clusters in K.A.O.S. Headquarters
And bloody well steam it!”

“The Place is a hazardous...

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Categories: swilling, fantasy, fun, imagery, imagination, parody, woman,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Mable - A Limerick With A Touch Of Double Entendre
Their was once en olde boozer named Mable,

   Who inn her dotage was sow unstable.

      She was thee...

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Categories: swilling, humor,
Form: Limerick
The potters field
Like an intricate mosaic with just one missing tile.
You know something is wrong and has been for a while.
Surreptitiously working its way into your mind.

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Categories: swilling, anxiety, depression, mental illness,
Form: Rhyme
Collateral Damage
Cajole me in the right frame of mind
For I'm vexed not because of
Personal issues but because of the
Morbid, abstract canvas of life
I'm subjected to witness,...

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Categories: swilling, children, innocence, political, war,
Form: Prose
Premium Member On Halloween Night
Lila had no Mom now to make her Halloween costume
Just her Communion dress, adorned by angel wings she’d made 
A halo of gold chrysanthemums she...

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Categories: swilling, fear, halloween,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member That's Another Reason I'm Upset

     What is it about a Wizard's appearance that gives me pause?  I 
     always find...

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Categories: swilling, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Whereas
Savvy scientists scoff at the soul:
Can't poke it, prod it, pinch it, probe it
  ~ and clearly can't claim to contemplate...

an empirical, egg-headed, experimental

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Categories: swilling, emotions, self, senses, sensual, truth,
Form: Alliteration
My beer-swilling auntie called Mabel
Could drink most blokes under the table
She sups pint after pint
Almost every night
No wonder her legs are unstable!


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Categories: swilling, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick

connections and perceptions started in July 2008
a typical day of apathy
where the temptation was to hibernate
relaxing with local newspaper
browsing lazily at leisure

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Categories: swilling, drink, inspiration, writing,
Form: Free verse
Bit of fun for Gav from Ipswich
In Suffolk where the barley grows,
Its said that folks have seven toes, 
And 'round some parts of Sutton Hoo,
They've grown an extra finger too!
They're banjo...

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Categories: swilling, funny,
Form: ABC
I remember as a little girl 
On a visit to an aunt’s friends house 
I was sitting reading a story book 
As quiet as a...

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Categories: swilling, child, childhood, family, nostalgia, sad, society,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Limerick crochetes: Once North Koreans joined South cousins
Limerick crochetés: Once North Koreans joined South cousins

Once North Koreans joined South cousins
Agreed to let drop divisive sins
Formed one team ice-hockey
Won bronze not so lucky

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swilling, america, crazy, hockey, humor, obituary, romance,
Form: Limerick
Artificial Sentience
Artificial Sentience

Another bad idea doing a number on the gist of guilt
Of nothing new, 
the same old talking points voodoo
Of everything left to prove
Of everything...

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© DM Swanson  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swilling, political
Form: Free verse

  On the beach board
I watch life ... and my
life goes by ... I seek ...
what I don't know ...!

Comes the tired athlete,
training for...

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Categories: swilling, allusion, beach, humorous, metaphor, poetry, satire,
Form: Prose Poetry
The Shroud of Urine
after swilling as much sicera 
as he could pound down
a middle ages drunk stood over in the
somewhere in the alley behind the
whipped it out, closed...

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Categories: swilling, life,
Form: Free verse
After the moist attack
which lasted for several outstretched minutes,
the sun arrives, falling drunk into the street.
Every leaf is cupping a table-spoon
of rememberance, clinging to...

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Categories: swilling, funny, imagination, life,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Moonlight Madness
In the jaundiced light of the pock-marked moon,
Nevada nights many strange visions have seen
But few match spring time rapidly rutting rabbits 

Racing and romping in...

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Categories: swilling, animal, death, moon, nature, spring,
Form: Free verse
Consign Eddies of Mounting Ire to a Pyre Fire
Inside a bar in my town
I drown brown sorrows, swilling beer after beer
Feeling tall in my gaunt gown as I play the clown
Wishing I could...

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Categories: swilling, poems,
Form: Free verse
the long summer
The long summer

 It was a long summer for a Nordic country
Every day we met at a beach with a crate of beer
The four of...

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Categories: swilling, anger, anti bullying, anxiety, blessing, books,
Form: Blank verse
a calmoteous night
This not a good day despite sunshine
he feels like a blob without muscle tones
dripping from the wall.
an unspeakable person he has become
to think he always...

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Categories: swilling, anxiety, butterfly, city,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Metamorphosis

Large sways of constant do
Swilling my mind around by you

Masking port of ships slavery
With loves belief, not very savoury

Body mind and soul in crisis
Butterfly flight,...

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Categories: swilling, butterfly, lost love, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bust your Fanny, Annie
This here tale's 'bout a woman, name of Annie Barron
Like most female folk, she's kind and she's carin'
But the thing about Annie that veers from...

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Categories: swilling, car, fate, woman,
Form: Ballad
Not Doing a Thing
I don't feel like doing a thing today
Sounds lazy you may say
I don't care what's been said
Not getting out of this bed

My clothes are wrinkled...

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Categories: swilling, vacation, wife,
Form: Rhyme
No objection to cold weather but
No objection to cold weather, but...
ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb

No matter birth canal
long since got breached,
countless scores of years
I quickly grew
impossible mission...

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Categories: swilling, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
The Sea and Beer
The sea was in a beer swilling mood.
Peroni guggling in frothy blasts.
Swirling, white and foamy, cool gulps hitting the back of my throat found my...

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Categories: swilling, irony, nature,
Form: Prose Poetry