Best Snooker Poems

Hendry says that Ronnie,
The best to pick up a cue.
He's never seen me play
So that might not be true.
I had a break of twenty
When I was just a lad,
I'm getting on for sixty now
So a forty ain't so bad.
So come on then O'Sullivan
I challenge you...

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If I’d picked up a snooker cue, when I picked up a pen;
and then gone on to build a break of eight or nine or ten.

If I had only listened more to those who understand;
who told me not to play the game by using just...

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There was a longshoreman named Joe
in the pub he let the beer flow
	when he played pool
	he fought the fool
wanting to cash in on his show...

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i nominate green
foul
the referee didn't hear me
the opponent accuses me of the same
he therefore,
can -
no longer -
use my extension 
in fact i'm not using it either
i'm off home to 
throw cue balls 
at
the
moon...

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