Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II
...I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.
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Categories:
bawd, funny, giggle, howl, humor,
Form: Limerick
You Can'T Judge a Book By Its Cover
...French proverb: L'habit ne fait pas le moine.
English equivalent: You can't judge a book by its cover.
My interpretation: The work one does is not always an accurate indicator of the kind of person...
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Categories:
bawd, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Spell of a Stranger
...The sprout of momentary illusion,
the voyage of a derelict dream in place of a lie,
the lure of April, the deceit of May concertized in December,
in wintry snow, mocked,
miscarriages of a well...
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Categories:
bawd, allusion, analogy, betrayal, black
Form: Free verse
Poetic Justice
...By Dr Jose Manimala PhD
Doctor, behold, embolden spirit cheer ye,
C M may sharpen yore bloody dagger,
To pierce your brave – heart,
Lo, the fallen mighty, dreams to dust,
Bawd Swapna swoon d...
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Categories:
bawd, best friend, betrayal, black
Form: Free verse
Who Art Thou
...In this vast ocean of delinquent bawd,
loose malefactors stood in ambuscade.
to assuage the fiery zeal of pilgrims
through the path of the pits into the dungeon,
to quench the light of true lif...
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Categories:
bawd, betrayal, bird, evil, faith,
Form: Rhyme
Delilah's Trophy, Thy Eternal Loss
...Delilah's sword hunts, with deadly blows bellows,
they conceal their intentions, and mask destruction with a kiss.
hides in ambuscades, to obstruct men of destiny
Oh Samson, why sacrifice a mi...
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Categories:
bawd, allegory, analogy, divorce, grief,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Fish Tales
...Oh my Gawd she had such a bawdy bawd
that when she passed the crowing crows all cawed
when her icy stare
bid them “don’t come near”
they settled for the daily catch – “cold scrod”
©5/24/2019...
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Categories:
bawd, humor, sexy, silly,
Form: Limerick
Mayerling, Part 4 of 4
...The Friend's Tale
His groin was mutilated - did you know?
Please, try these pastries. Do. I love them so!
And how is London? It's my favorite city.
Are all the English journalists so pretty...
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Categories:
bawd, history,
Form: Couplet
Shakespeare Versus the Spanish
...I once knew a poet called William,
Of renown was this Stratford lad.
A writer of plays and sonnets was he
And his gags, they weren’t half bad.
Now Queen Liz wanted him to join t’ army
Cos she’d ...
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Categories:
bawd, adventure, england, history,
Form: Rhyme